BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE

[TheBigCasino]

text received at 2:00am ( closing time ).
"If this guy gets us killed, I'm gonna kill him"

[KissMyPabst]

I had a buddy drunk dial me in a panic the other night after he spent the night in downtown Albany, wound up at a fried chicken stand in a not-so-lovely section of town after last call, and was served the last of the place's chicken... much to the chagrin of the long line of black gentlemen behind him. Out of breath from having just run of the joint fearing for his life, he gasps and asks me "DID I JUST REPRESS THE BLACK PEOPLE??" The phone went dead right after that, so I'm assuming the answer was yes.

But talk about your random drunk dial quotes, eh?

[Savage]

Nine in the a.m. The freaking phone rings. I'm in bed reading, so I rush downstairs to answer, spilling my drink in the process. Just for a bit of background, our phone rings AND plays the first verse of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas."

(Grumpy put it up last year, and can't figure out how to get it off, and I'm not allowed to touch things that plug into the power supply, after that episode with the lamp and the scissors.)

So, anyway, I say "Hello" but no one answers. I say it again, louder and a bit more on the testy side, as I struggle to pry the cap off the bottle. Finally, a woman's voice answers. "Who is this?" the idiot woman asks.

WTFingH? She called me! I mean, if you can't handle your liquor, don't use the phone, bitch! When I call someone, I know who I'm calling! It's time like this, that I want a punish button on my phone. Then when StupidIsAsStupidDoes calls me, I zap 'em, right in the ear!

[BBoozer]

Nine in the a.m. The freaking phone rings. I'm in bed reading, so I rush downstairs to answer, spilling my drink in the process. Just for a bit of background, our phone rings AND plays the first verse of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas."

(Grumpy put it up last year, and can't figure out how to get it off, and I'm not allowed to touch things that plug into the power supply, after that episode with the lamp and the scissors.)

So, anyway, I say "Hello" but no one answers. I say it again, louder and a bit more on the testy side, as I struggle to pry the cap off the bottle. Finally, a woman's voice answers. "Who is this?" the idiot woman asks.

WTFingH? She called me! I mean, if you can't handle your liquor, don't use the phone, bitch! When I call someone, I know who I'm calling! It's time like this, that I want a punish button on my phone. Then when StupidIsAsStupidDoes calls me, I zap 'em, right in the ear!

Fire in the hole! Hit her big time, Savage!

[NYDingbat]

i ain't no girl

Anymore.

[NYDingbat]

Hey I'm drunk are and do you want fight about man

Who there was that and drink for as in wind blowed tree fall make bang scare people run away man

Did you just toss Scrabble tiles on the (empty Natty Light carton covered) coffee table to come up with this post?

[beerkegbilly]

got this one you got me lock up asshole

[Riddeford]

"I guess by not practicing and not falling in love, art suffers."

[essayyweb1]

Best single line of verse in all Shakespeare

I nominate:
"With what encounter so incurrent me..."
From The Winter's Tale.

_____________________________
Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. Now I will step forward to realize this wish. And who knows: Starting a new journey may not be so hard, or maybe it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they share the same sky -- One sky, one Destiny.
-Kingdom Hearts


How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.
-Alexander Pope

[Wingman]

Best single line of verse in all Shakespeare

I nominate:
"With what encounter so incurrent me..."
From The Winter's Tale.

_____________________________
Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. Now I will step forward to realize this wish. And who knows: Starting a new journey may not be so hard, or maybe it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they share the same sky -- One sky, one Destiny.
-Kingdom Hearts


How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.
-Alexander Pope

new guy buys. i'll have a flaggon of wine.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Best single line of verse in all Shakespeare

I nominate:
"With what encounter so incurrent me..."
From The Winter's Tale.

_____________________________
Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. Now I will step forward to realize this wish. And who knows: Starting a new journey may not be so hard, or maybe it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they share the same sky -- One sky, one Destiny.
-Kingdom Hearts


How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.
-Alexander Pope

Boringest drunk dial EVAR!

[Bur]

Me: Where the fuck are you?

Friend: I'm drunk how about ye?

Me: Well.. The police are looking for you

Friend: Fuck yeah(!) Let 'em.

*dead after that*

[zfish]

I tried a drunk call last night. The Bitch hung up me. Her loss.

[Mr. Viking]

first time I got fucked up I have a vague memory of calling my undrunk friends to say 'I'm in a field', when they enquired as to my whereabouts I replied, 'no, I'm hiding from the law'. Night ended with me being sick over my drunk friends as I was put in the car home. Apparently I could still stand, but I couldn't bend my knees. Have a buddy who sadly gave up the art of the dd after infamously leaving a message on a friends phone, of him groaning for about 15 seconds, then wheezing, 'ohmygodaoifeyoursofuckinsexy'. He's never been the same since he stopped his dds

[Shmoo]

No idea. My memory os for shit at this point.