What is a "Scotch Burrito"?

[Mr Boozificator]

Girl scouts...

[treetop]

(best spoken with a cork shanty brogue)
pat and mike are coming across the water to make a new life in america.
pat says, "mike, do ye think it's true that they eat dogs in america?"
michael, him, he replies, "well there, pat, me boy, i sure don't know."
their boat lands in the port of new york and sure enough, there's a man with a food cart with the words "hot dogs" writ clear as day right on it.
they each order a portion and find an empty bench on which to rest and enjoy their newfound fare.
young mike unwraps his morsel, looks to patrick and asks, " so, pat, what part did you get?"
*rimshot*

[Mr Boozificator]

(best spoken with a cork shanty brogue)
pat and mike are coming across the water to make a new life in america.
pat says, "mike, do ye think it's true that they eat dogs in america?"
michael, him, he replies, "well there, pat, me boy, i sure don't know."
their boat lands in the port of new york and sure enough, there's a man with a food cart with the words "hot dogs" writ clear as day right on it.
they each order a portion and find an empty bench on which to rest and enjoy their newfound fare.
young mike unwraps his morsel, looks to patrick and asks, " so, pat, what part did you get?"
*rimshot*

Well girl (you're a young girl, right?) I did not understand.

[treetop]

(best spoken with a cork shanty brogue)
pat and mike are coming across the water to make a new life in america.
pat says, "mike, do ye think it's true that they eat dogs in america?"
michael, him, he replies, "well there, pat, me boy, i sure don't know."
their boat lands in the port of new york and sure enough, there's a man with a food cart with the words "hot dogs" writ clear as day right on it.
they each order a portion and find an empty bench on which to rest and enjoy their newfound fare.
young mike unwraps his morsel, looks to patrick and asks, " so, pat, what part did you get?"
*rimshot*

let us sail on a different tack.
two cannibals are eating a clown.
one turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you?"
*again with the rimshot because of the joke and all*

[treetop]

(best spoken with a cork shanty brogue)
pat and mike are coming across the water to make a new life in america.
pat says, "mike, do ye think it's true that they eat dogs in america?"
michael, him, he replies, "well there, pat, me boy, i sure don't know."
their boat lands in the port of new york and sure enough, there's a man with a food cart with the words "hot dogs" writ clear as day right on it.
they each order a portion and find an empty bench on which to rest and enjoy their newfound fare.
young mike unwraps his morsel, looks to patrick and asks, " so, pat, what part did you get?"
*rimshot*

Well girl (you're a young girl, right?) I did not understand.

you know that there's things called jokes, right?
also, i haven't been a young girl in years.
many, many years.

[Mr Boozificator]

(best spoken with a cork shanty brogue)
pat and mike are coming across the water to make a new life in america.
pat says, "mike, do ye think it's true that they eat dogs in america?"
michael, him, he replies, "well there, pat, me boy, i sure don't know."
their boat lands in the port of new york and sure enough, there's a man with a food cart with the words "hot dogs" writ clear as day right on it.
they each order a portion and find an empty bench on which to rest and enjoy their newfound fare.
young mike unwraps his morsel, looks to patrick and asks, " so, pat, what part did you get?"
*rimshot*

Well girl (you're a young girl, right?) I did not understand.

you know that there's things called jokes, right?
also, i haven't been a young girl in years.
many, many years.

I don't even remember posting that, but it's hilarious in the morning.
Cheers!

[treetop]

likewise. drink up, my friend. drink well.

[Mr Boozificator]

likewise. drink up, my friend. drink well.

I love this board: feels like sitting at the most international bar ever.
FKR you might be a pussy, but you did this one right.
And now two or three glasses of Armagnac.

[treetop]

is that armageddon and cognac mixed together? because it sounds fricking awesome. i'll have a double.

[Mr Boozificator]

is that armageddon and cognac mixed together? because it sounds fricking awesome. i'll have a double.

No, it's a genuine product, not a mix. You've got to drink it listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81F28kPXuo&feature=fvst