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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby beerkegbilly » Sun May 15, 2011 8:55 pm

the life to the fullest and trying to find the never ending party or it could be shrooms it's one of them that drives me to drink
I do still think it's fun.
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Sun May 15, 2011 9:41 pm

A cab.
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby beerkegbilly » Tue May 17, 2011 7:38 pm

hopeful a D D but if you drive back you may get a DUI something worst
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby HappyLittleBoozer » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:46 am

The fact it makes watching evening/weekend TV that much easier. And when i'm at the pub I can become someone i'm not under the nectar, as being undrunk i'm a pretty boring sod.
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby Tariel » Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:51 am

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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby Patchez » Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:26 pm

The above spambot drives me to drink!!
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby Tariel » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:26 am

Patchez wrote:The above spambot drives me to drink!!


Ah, are you perchance talking about my typsy person, good sir ? Would you like a cheap Rolex, 40?
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby Palinka » Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:47 pm

Tariel is gone.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:07 pm

Palinka wrote:Tariel is gone.

oh man no way that dude was alright.
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby Palinka » Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:55 am

ThurstonDrunk wrote:
Palinka wrote:Tariel is gone.

oh man no way that dude was alright.

You should have read all the nasty crap that I had to delete. No, he was most certainly not alright, and I mean medically.
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:59 am

Palinka wrote:
ThurstonDrunk wrote:
Palinka wrote:Tariel is gone.

oh man no way that dude was alright.

You should have read all the nasty crap that I had to delete. No, he was most certainly not alright, and I mean medically.

Shit I thought he was a genuine indian guru.
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:16 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Palinka wrote:
ThurstonDrunk wrote:Shit I thought he was a genuine indian guru.


How much money did you send him?
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:31 pm

Ten thousand dollars a show.
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby Patchez » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:40 am

He's teaching us a better way.
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Re: What drives a man (or a woman) to drink...

Postby Palinka » Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:04 am

Thirsticus wrote:A cab.

Actually, I do believe that Thirsty is teaching the better path.
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