Drunk dial Thread
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by MasSangre » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:58 pm
i always lock my phone up in a safe particular spot desighned for this when i get hella shit faced, cuz i hate drunk dialing.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:15 pm
Gonna call some o' you bastids tonight. Not gonna say who. You know who you are... or do you?
Muh hoo hoo hah hah hah!!
Muh hoo hoo hah hah hah!!
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:58 pm
If you haven't had a DD with ChiliDawg you haven't had a DD.
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
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- W.C. Fields
“If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, 'And then I got home.'”
-Jim Jefferies
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-Jim Jefferies
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:03 pm
NYDingbat wrote:If you haven't had a DD with ChiliDawg you haven't had a DD.
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
Yea I can't even imagine. You guysd accents are like worlds apart,
how do you even understand each other?
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:34 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:NYDingbat wrote:If you haven't had a DD with ChiliDawg you haven't had a DD.
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
Yea I can't even imagine. You guysd accents are like worlds apart,
how do you even understand each other?
I agree - my accent starts wars and fights (was part of a bar fight last night - not of my doing) and his probably could stop many. He is mellifluous. It is a delight to listen to - a lot like Scotty ('Spook) - they could read the damned phone book to me and I'd be riveted.
Thirsty - love your laugh - but I can't stop the feeling you're gonna read a warlock spell or somethin'? Seriously, are you drivin' around with those organ coolers for work or other nefarious purposes?
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by ChiliDawg » Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:30 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Just an avid collector.
Collect this. Xenia! oohh yea!!
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by ChiliDawg » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:29 pm
NYDingbat wrote:If you haven't had a DD with ChiliDawg you haven't had a DD.
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
Wait, what? I didn't get no free porn. I better listen more closely next time.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:31 pm
ChiliDawg wrote:NYDingbat wrote:If you haven't had a DD with ChiliDawg you haven't had a DD.
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
Wait, what? I didn't get no free porn. I better listen more closely next time.
I put it on UStream - you didn't see it? Well you'll get the checks shortly. (Our "copyright" agreement and "contract" still stands, yes?)
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by G_W » Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:30 pm
Holy shit, the last post in this thread is from over a month ago?!
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by whiskeyprick » Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:15 am
G_W wrote:Holy shit, the last post in this thread is from over a month ago?!
Wish I still had half of the whole enchilada's number.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Mr. Viking » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:49 pm
Being able to post shit on this forum has reduced my need for drunk dialling when boozing solo
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by mr.dirty pants » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:22 pm
This thread makes me sad to see all the old timers who used to log on but have not done so for several years.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Savage » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:16 am
The last person to drunk dial me, managed to insult me. He is so off my drunky call list.
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What is it?
It's Melvin!
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