Resident Asshole wrote:I have to preface this by saying that I really enjoy cock-blocking guys who are annoying, members of frats, drinking pansies or otherwise just not people that I would want to be friends with. Also, if I'm drunk enough I might even enjoy cock-blocking my friends.
I had hooked up with this girl previously. She had a hot friend who we met up with at the bar. My buddy shows up with me and we all drink together. The girls wanted to come over a get in my hot tub, to which I obliged but while my buddy was in the bathroom they asked me if he was a little off. He is actually a very nice guy but socially awkward. I said yeah, I wouldn't recommend him coming over. End result: I got to be in the hot tub with both of them.
Cock-blocked: Invited over to bachelorette pad with 3 nice girls living there. I don't really care which one I go after so I just pick one. We get up to her room, make out a bit then lay down. I'm ready to do it. She says, no I can't, my roomie told me you do this to lots of girls. Yes, women can cock-block too, in fact they are sometimes worse than men.
peetie44 wrote:It's true that women cock-block guys (their "wingwomen" offer no quarter) but when they cock-block each other it can get downright evil.
Oggar wrote:Out with a friend of mine who was a notorious man-skank. He's hitting on this chick at the table and decides to pretend that he's a virgin. I laugh, nearly doing a spit-take and yell, "I'm a double virgin!"
DeeboCools wrote:cockblocked by sailor jerry last night. She told me we would have sex later. I drank most of the bottle and nodded out at 11PM. She went to a party till like 4AM. She woke up "too hungover". No sex was had.
peetie44 wrote:DeeboCools wrote:cockblocked by sailor jerry last night. She told me we would have sex later. I drank most of the bottle and nodded out at 11PM. She went to a party till like 4AM. She woke up "too hungover". No sex was had.
I suspect that drinking of some kind or another is involved in almost all cock-blocking occurrences.
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