The "Great Moments In Cock-Blocking" Thread

[peetie44]

We've all been there; either as the blocker or the blockee (or both!), but we've all been there. This thread is intended for all things cock-blocking related; a place to tell memorable tales, vent about past injustices, to purge one's self of pent-up guilt, to offer advice or whatever else.


My most memorable CB moment came @1983 when I was playing with The Blasters. It was springtime and we were home in L.A. but had to fly to Phoenix AZ to open a show for the Mick Fleetwood Blues Band. To make a long story short, it was Daylight Saving Time Sunday and both the lead singer and myself forgot to set our clocks ahead and missed the flight. No problem; there's flights from LAX to PHX every hour or so on one airline or another. We got there @2hrs late, which meant we went directly to the gig to soundcheck, eat and then play. When we got to the venue, the road manager handed us our hotel keys and I pocketed mine without even looking at it.

We played our opening-act show to a good reception at this minor league ballpark (we went on after a ballgame and the friggin' players kept coming into our dressing room looking for beer) and some of us hung around to watch Mick Fleetwood's band. Backstage, after the show, this super-hawt REDHEAD came and sat on my lap and I pronounced us "hooked-up". There was an after-party and I took this gal there and spent most of my time drinking, doing lines and watching all these pro-athletes and other rock&roll types get shot down by her because she was digging on me!

It was time to go and, because she lived with her mom, we couldn't go to her place so it was off to the hotel, where I hadn't yet been. I pulled out my key to get the name of the hotel and saw nothing but "Drop In Any Mailbox - Postage Guaranteed" and a P.O. box/zip-code. This is before cell phones so I gamely (lamely) decided to get a cab and hit the usual stretch of hotels/motels, stopping at each one and asking if our band was staying there. After @40mins of this my gal started sobering up and getting cranky. Finally I just put her in a cab and sent her home. Then I went to a Denny's to think things through and what I should've thought of in the first place suddenly popped into my head...I called the drummer's wife in L.A. and asked, "Jenny...where's our hotel?", and without even asking why she gave me the name, address and phone #.

One of the finest chicks I ever saw in my life, I had it nailed and I SERIOUSLY cock-blocked myself by not knowing where my fucking hotel was.

[Surreal]

Crying in my Jamesons!!!!!!!

[Resident Asshole]

I have to preface this by saying that I really enjoy cock-blocking guys who are annoying, members of frats, drinking pansies or otherwise just not people that I would want to be friends with. Also, if I'm drunk enough I might even enjoy cock-blocking my friends.

I had hooked up with this girl previously. She had a hot friend who we met up with at the bar. My buddy shows up with me and we all drink together. The girls wanted to come over a get in my hot tub, to which I obliged but while my buddy was in the bathroom they asked me if he was a little off. He is actually a very nice guy but socially awkward. I said yeah, I wouldn't recommend him coming over. End result: I got to be in the hot tub with both of them.

Cock-blocked: Invited over to bachelorette pad with 3 nice girls living there. I don't really care which one I go after so I just pick one. We get up to her room, make out a bit then lay down. I'm ready to do it. She says, no I can't, my roomie told me you do this to lots of girls. Yes, women can cock-block too, in fact they are sometimes worse than men.

[peetie44]

I have to preface this by saying that I really enjoy cock-blocking guys who are annoying, members of frats, drinking pansies or otherwise just not people that I would want to be friends with. Also, if I'm drunk enough I might even enjoy cock-blocking my friends.

I had hooked up with this girl previously. She had a hot friend who we met up with at the bar. My buddy shows up with me and we all drink together. The girls wanted to come over a get in my hot tub, to which I obliged but while my buddy was in the bathroom they asked me if he was a little off. He is actually a very nice guy but socially awkward. I said yeah, I wouldn't recommend him coming over. End result: I got to be in the hot tub with both of them.

Cock-blocked: Invited over to bachelorette pad with 3 nice girls living there. I don't really care which one I go after so I just pick one. We get up to her room, make out a bit then lay down. I'm ready to do it. She says, no I can't, my roomie told me you do this to lots of girls. Yes, women can cock-block too, in fact they are sometimes worse than men.

Yeah, RA...sometimes you gotta cock-block because someone just plain deserves it. Best not to get caught and branded a CB'er, though.

It's true that women cock-block guys (their "wingwomen" offer no quarter) but when they cock-block each other it can get downright evil.

[Wingman]

It's true that women cock-block guys (their "wingwomen" offer no quarter) but when they cock-block each other it can get downright evil.

that is not approved wingperson behavior. but it's certainly true.

[Oggar]

Out with a friend of mine who was a notorious man-skank. He's hitting on this chick at the table and decides to pretend that he's a virgin. I laugh, nearly doing a spit-take and yell, "I'm a double virgin!"

[peetie44]

Out with a friend of mine who was a notorious man-skank. He's hitting on this chick at the table and decides to pretend that he's a virgin. I laugh, nearly doing a spit-take and yell, "I'm a double virgin!"

Double virgin...yikes!

Unless the chick in question was dumber than a footprint (or your buddy came already dressed as a priest) any guy who looks much older than 20+ and is hitting on a chick will never convince her he's a virgin. There's pretty much only 3 reasons why guys past @20yo might still be virgins...they're studying for the priesthood, they don't know how/are too shy to hit on chicks...or they're gay.

[DeeboCools]

cockblocked by sailor jerry last night. She told me we would have sex later. I drank most of the bottle and nodded out at 11PM. She went to a party till like 4AM. She woke up "too hungover". No sex was had.

[peetie44]

cockblocked by sailor jerry last night. She told me we would have sex later. I drank most of the bottle and nodded out at 11PM. She went to a party till like 4AM. She woke up "too hungover". No sex was had.

I suspect that drinking of some kind or another is involved in almost all cock-blocking occurrences.

[Bur]

cockblocked by sailor jerry last night. She told me we would have sex later. I drank most of the bottle and nodded out at 11PM. She went to a party till like 4AM. She woke up "too hungover". No sex was had.

I suspect that drinking of some kind or another is involved in almost all cock-blocking occurrences.

2 years back I used to get "you're too undrunk" shit from a girl, shame that thing didn't work.

[Miklo]

The worst time I was ever cockblocked was when I was 15 and it was by my two best friends at the time. They even introduced me to this girl at the fair, we made out there and she told me her parents were going out of town the next weekend and they were going to let her stay with a friend. The friends parents that they were going to stay at my girls house. So that weekend I snuck out my house and headed over, we did our thing, and I came back home. Every chance after that I would hook up with up her. Once my still virgin friends found out they went to extreame lengths to keep me from fucking her, cockblocking like a motherfucker. Those jelous motherfuckers could not stand to see me getting ass and leaving them back.

[Rumhead]

About seven years ago after a rugby match me and team went out to get hammered as was our custom. Wound up finding a decent enough girl to go home with. Not much in the face but she had an ass you could crack an egg on. Anyway, got back to her place and into her room to start doing the deed and her roomate's (who wasn't around) puppy kept crying and scratching at the door till she let the little bastard in. Cock blocked by a corgy.