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Drunk dial Thread
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Screwball » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:19 pm
He'll give you the shirt off his back.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by waahoohah » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:25 pm
Wanna hear an idiot be too excited about his team winning the NIT? Throw me a number!
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by bluebottle » Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:56 pm
do i look sexy 2 u? if so, call 510.582.5380.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Fri May 13, 2011 7:12 pm
Which one(s) of you unlucky bastids shall I bother this evening? PM your digits and I shall bother you indeed!
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by bluebottle » Tue May 31, 2011 11:05 pm
J. Tequila wrote:i cant work a phone.
you can take the inner workings out and stick your penis in there. SPIT ON IT!
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:53 am
PM for digits.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:09 am
NYDingbat wrote:PM for digits.
Thats what i would say if i had one ofthem modern phones witht the cameras and shit on em.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:52 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:NYDingbat wrote:PM for digits.
Thats what i would say if i had one ofthem modern phones witht the cameras and shit on em.
Like you even ever have a phone that works.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Savage » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:03 pm
Phones have cameras now?
That thing! That slithering blob coming toward us!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:52 pm
NYDingbat wrote:ThirstyDrunk wrote:NYDingbat wrote:PM for digits.
Thats what i would say if i had one ofthem modern phones witht the cameras and shit on em.
Like you even ever have a phone that works.
Why? You wanna see me nekkid... again?
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by G_W » Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:47 am
pfffft
steved wrote:Proof is just information.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Riddeford » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:15 am
Drunk all night and got up before 8 and got another 12pack. Who the hell is up for a morning drunk dial?
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Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:04 pm
It's only 9 p.m. on the east coast - gonna scare Johnny Tequila with a DD - or better, maybe save that for later and irritate our European brethren now and save the west coast for later.
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- W.C. Fields
“If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, 'And then I got home.'”
-Jim Jefferies
- W.C. Fields
“If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, 'And then I got home.'”
-Jim Jefferies
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:10 pm
Apparently they're all on hookers, so I'm free. PM for digits.
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
“If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, 'And then I got home.'”
-Jim Jefferies
- W.C. Fields
“If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, 'And then I got home.'”
-Jim Jefferies
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