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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby peetie44 » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:16 am

Absynthia wrote:uh...I just got here, am not a bot, have no numerals.

Sometimes I'd like to be auto-generated, but no luck thus far.


C'mon and introduce yourself in the Pub, Absynthia.
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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby Absynthia » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:56 pm

peetie44 wrote:
Absynthia wrote:uh...I just got here, am not a bot, have no numerals.

Sometimes I'd like to be auto-generated, but no luck thus far.


C'mon and introduce yourself in the Pub, Absynthia.


My name is Absynthia and I am a devotee of the following spirits, in order of preference:

Absinthe
Gin
Bourbon

By & large, neat...absinthe requires some ceremonial tinkering & I like tonic layered with slivers of lime with gin - especially in summer ...not a big fan of dozens of ingredients in a cocktail. More than three and it's two much trouble. Ice doesn't count, but if it's not necessary, skip it. Don't like salted or sugared rims.

That having been said, I'd probably drink any cocktail invented in the 20s or 30s.

If distilled spirits aren't an option, I'll settle for champagne...not frighteningly dry...last & possibly least a Chilean sauvignon blanc.

I don't drink beer because I simply don't like it, not on any kind of principle. I refer to white wine as chick beer.

All of the above accompanied by some sort of burning tobacco, optimally.

Um....credential-wise...I don't believe I've ever puked or passed out....or fallen completely down. Alcohol keeps me awake at night, which absolutely sucks.

I pay my bills on time, vote, recycle when convenient, am occasionally perceived as a bitch by asshats & morons. OK, fairly often. Stupid people are intensely irritating. I don't know how they live with themselves & each other.

Hmmm let's see......I'm a woman..passed 21 some decades back, don't miss it......

Stumbled on this site and thought "srsly? why didn't I get the memo?"

Where's the waitress?
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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby Absynthia » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:04 pm

peetie44 wrote:
Absynthia wrote:uh...I just got here, am not a bot, have no numerals.

Sometimes I'd like to be auto-generated, but no luck thus far.


C'mon and introduce yourself in the Pub, Absynthia.



I just clicked through your youtube link....and I have no idea what I think. It's layered.

-EEEK!
-WTF?
-BWAHAHA!
-Just kill me
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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby Wingman » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:16 pm

Absynthia wrote:[
Um....credential-wise...I don't believe I've ever puked or passed out....or fallen completely down.


don't worry; i had never fallen down and hurt myself until i met these guys either.
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:43 pm

Jimmy1988 has got to go!
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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby Judge » Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:41 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Jimmy1988 has got to go!

Jimmy sleeps with the fishes.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby peetie44 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:46 am

Mathilda555 and lovehipr need to be addressed.
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"You're not an alcoholic untill the facade falls apart." -- Negromancer

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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby Judge » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:35 pm

peetie44 wrote:Mathilda555 and lovehipr need to be addressed.

Yes, severely I'd suppose.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby peetie44 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:21 pm

Absynthia wrote:
peetie44 wrote:
Absynthia wrote:uh...I just got here, am not a bot, have no numerals.

Sometimes I'd like to be auto-generated, but no luck thus far.


C'mon and introduce yourself in the Pub, Absynthia.



I just clicked through your youtube link....and I have no idea what I think. It's layered.

-EEEK!
-WTF?
-BWAHAHA!
-Just kill me


Atta girl!
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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby peetie44 » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:25 am

Psssssst...hey Judge, we got an up-and-comer here.

MARIAJHONES81
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby peetie44 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:32 pm

Keep an eye on this one...

Sms2everyone

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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby Screwball » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:35 pm

magi111

Fuck a Juicer!
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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby Judge » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:44 pm

Screwball wrote:magi111

Fuck a Juicer!


Fuck a Juicer Indeed!

SHAZAM!!!!
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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby DeeboCools » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:37 pm

Yo! Ban this motherfucker! and bum rush the show!

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Re: New Member Names Reminder

Postby DeeboCools » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:57 pm

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