Should you always be incontrol of your drinking?

[The Limey]

Why would anyone wish to insult a righteous drunkard?

Heathens.

[Katiee]

I think getting this tattoo means I'm fucked, he had his fingers inside me while he was doing it, it was not good times! No more benders and meeting weird tattooisnt's for me.

[peetie44]

I think getting this tattoo means I'm fucked, he had his fingers inside me while he was doing it, it was not good times! No more benders and meeting weird tattooisnt's for me.

The occasional bender can be somewhat therapeutic. Meeting and subjecting yourself to the ministrations of weird tattooists, while drunk or s*ober, not so much.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Did he tattoo your liver?

[TheBigCasino]

I think getting this tattoo means I'm fucked, he had his fingers inside me while he was doing it, it was not good times! No more benders and meeting weird tattooisnt's for me.

You remind me of that MoobsInaBenz poster.

[JimLahey]

I think getting this tattoo means I'm fucked, he had his fingers inside me while he was doing it, it was not good times! No more benders and meeting weird tattooisnt's for me.

Sounds like a party.

[slipperyyoke]

I think getting this tattoo means I'm fucked, he had his fingers inside me while he was doing it, it was not good times! No more benders and meeting weird tattooisnt's for me.

You remind me of that MoobsInaBenz poster.

Oh shit, blast from the past Big C. The only thing I vaguely remember about her was the reaction/quote from BMMS after viewing her photo:

"That's not a chick, that's a man, man."

[TheBigCasino]

even the profile pic
memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=11165

what was funny was when he/she/it came in and started asking to have things changed, ruiner's response

listen honey, first off, ill have a bourbon on the rocks. second, YOU are not WE. not yet anyways.

third, dont go tellin people how to run their board. we dont come to your job and slap the dick out of your mouth, do we?

fucking hilarious, even to this day.

[Bur]

If you can still hit your mouth with the drink, your in perfect control. No problemo.

It's annoying once you get past that, so much perfectly good booze will get wasted.

[John Barleycorn]

Is this thread about getting drunk and ending up with a tattoo or about getting drunk and fingerbanged?

[captain gonzo]

Is this thread about getting drunk and ending up with a tattoo or about getting drunk and fingerbanged?

Can't it be both? Multitasking is a rare skill in men.

[Resident Asshole]

Wow, and to think of how long I stayed away from this thread because of the stupid title. I was missing out on drunk tattoo-banging.

Chick, get your head out of your ass. I have a feeling you are a 12 stepper in a tippler's clothing.

[Wingman]

in a tippler's clothing.

or out of it, as the case may be.

[Jiggers McCoy]

So this smoking hot gal walks into a dive bar, orders 15 shots of tequila. The bartender pours em, and she slams them all down, one right after the other. She promptly passes out. The regulars shrug at each other and decide to take turns banging her.

Next day, same gal comes in again, orders another 15 tequila shots. One after the other, she slams 'em all down and passes out. The regulars shrug, and all take turns banging her again.

Third day, same hot chick comes in. She takes a seat on the stool and orders 15 shots of whiskey. The bartender starts pouring 'em and asks, "I thought your drink was tequila, wasn't it?"

The gal replies, "Nah, tequila makes my pussy hurt."

[DeeboCools]

So this smoking hot gal walks into a dive bar, orders 15 shots of tequila. The bartender pours em, and she slams them all down, one right after the other. She promptly passes out. The regulars shrug at each other and decide to take turns banging her.

Next day, same gal comes in again, orders another 15 tequila shots. One after the other, she slams 'em all down and passes out. The regulars shrug, and all take turns banging her again.

Third day, same hot chick comes in. She takes a seat on the stool and orders 15 shots of whiskey. The bartender starts pouring 'em and asks, "I thought your drink was tequila, wasn't it?"

The gal replies, "Nah, tequila makes my pussy hurt."

So wrong and so right.