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Re: In Three Words

Postby Captain Tim » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:26 am

Wake up elsewhere.

Sounds good, right?

Really, it sucks.

Drinking alters judgment...

...Mine and hers...

Car pulls up.

Shit got real.

Jump out window.

Run like HELL!

Drinking hard tonight...

...wake up elsewhere.

Sounds good, right?

Fuck that shit.

Lesson fuckin' learned.
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Re: In Three Words

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:53 am

in 42 words
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Re: In Three Words

Postby peetie44 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:28 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:in 42 words


Don't count, drink.
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:19 pm

get drunk now
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Re: In Three Words

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:21 am

PBR me ASAP
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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:46 pm

Georgia moon is tasty
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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:24 pm

whiskey is grrreat !
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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:04 pm

who the hell
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Re: In Three Words

Postby The Limey » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:08 pm

Stop wasting time.
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Re: In Three Words

Postby The Limey » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:08 pm

Drink you assholes.
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Re: In Three Words

Postby peetie44 » Sun May 01, 2011 9:27 am

The Limey wrote:Drink you assholes.


You buyin', mate?
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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Mon May 02, 2011 7:20 pm

I'm drinking mate !
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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Sun May 22, 2011 6:55 pm

I burped man
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Re: In Three Words

Postby Crystal » Fri May 27, 2011 2:12 pm

beerkegbilly wrote:Georgia moon is tasty

That's four words.
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Re: In Three Words

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri May 27, 2011 6:49 pm

Crystal wrote:
beerkegbilly wrote:Georgia moon is tasty

That's four words.


needs a contraction.
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