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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:28 pm

Fuckin Mickey's.
Alright I'm in.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby TheBigCasino » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:48 pm

Judge wrote:Well, it looks like the veterans have completely destroyed this thread. In honor of such wreckage I'm pulling a Massive Dave and declaring it:

40 WEEK BITCHES!

So go out and get yourself a OE or Mickeys or Colt 45 and do it proper, in a paperbag sitting on the stoop.


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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby ivan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:03 am

Judge wrote:40 WEEK BITCHES!


Screw it. I'm in.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby peetie44 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:32 am

ivan wrote:
Judge wrote:40 WEEK BITCHES!


Screw it. I'm in.


Guys gotta FedEx summa that there to ol' Peetie, now. They ain't got anything that equates to malt liquor in Belgium (but "Bavaria", from Holland, comes close).
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby Mayhems » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:46 am

WildDamnTurkey wrote:
Judge wrote:40 WEEK BITCHES!

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit... it's Haffenreffer time.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby Resident Asshole » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:19 pm

I was wondering when 40 week would come up again. My buddy drinks so much Mickey's I took back a shopping cart full of just those for recycle.

And FWIW, as a bartender at certain establishments I had to know how to pour properly. If certain people didn't give a damn cool, but I would be fired for just bartending however I felt.

Pouring a Guinness straight from the tap without proper technique makes it tastes WAY more bitter. If you like that then great but I don't. To each his own. I'm drinking crystal palace right now, when I'm home I really don't care but at $7 a pop I don't want the flavor disturbed. I just drank martinis and whiskey shots with FKR in a dive bar and I didn't specify anything but the type of gin/whiskey. At certain places though, as a bartender, more is expected.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby treetop » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:42 am

are we really going there again?
just drop it and pick up your 40.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby Mayhems » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:17 pm

Mickey's for me tonight. Going to see a band at the Bug Jar for the first time in forever. A few years ago I had one too many Mickey's and was gifted with instantaneous mudbutt. Ran to the mens, one stall was occupied by a guy who was asleep, and I sat on a urinal and let it flow. That's how I like my pours.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby WildDamnTurkey » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:21 pm

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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby Mayhems » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:29 pm

Good show and well done, sir.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby Screwball » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:00 pm

WildDamnTurkey wrote:Image


Now that dude knows how the cow ate the cabbage.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:22 pm

Screwball wrote:Now that dude knows how the cow ate the cabbage.


But it didn't eat that shirt.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby Jiggers McCoy » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:06 pm

40 week, eh? That deserves a post in the Pub!

I'm getting a late start, so I'll have 2 tomorrow.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby Screwball » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:13 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Screwball wrote:Now that dude knows how the cow ate the cabbage.


But it didn't eat that shirt.


You don't eat a shirt like that, you smoke it.
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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:00 pm

Screwball wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Screwball wrote:Now that dude knows how the cow ate the cabbage.


But it didn't eat that shirt.


You don't eat a shirt like that, you smoke it.


Not if you're the Judge, you gift it out.
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