THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Fuckin Mickey's.
Alright I'm in.

[TheBigCasino]

Well, it looks like the veterans have completely destroyed this thread. In honor of such wreckage I'm pulling a Massive Dave and declaring it:

40 WEEK BITCHES!

So go out and get yourself a OE or Mickeys or Colt 45 and do it proper, in a paperbag sitting on the stoop.

Fuck it, I'm in.

[ivan]

40 WEEK BITCHES!

Screw it. I'm in.

[peetie44]

40 WEEK BITCHES!

Screw it. I'm in.

Guys gotta FedEx summa that there to ol' Peetie, now. They ain't got anything that equates to malt liquor in Belgium (but "Bavaria", from Holland, comes close).

[Mayhems]

40 WEEK BITCHES!

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit... it's Haffenreffer time.

Haffenreffer is a gourmet fotie, it is, oh yes, indeed.

[Resident Asshole]

I was wondering when 40 week would come up again. My buddy drinks so much Mickey's I took back a shopping cart full of just those for recycle.

And FWIW, as a bartender at certain establishments I had to know how to pour properly. If certain people didn't give a damn cool, but I would be fired for just bartending however I felt.

Pouring a Guinness straight from the tap without proper technique makes it tastes WAY more bitter. If you like that then great but I don't. To each his own. I'm drinking crystal palace right now, when I'm home I really don't care but at $7 a pop I don't want the flavor disturbed. I just drank martinis and whiskey shots with FKR in a dive bar and I didn't specify anything but the type of gin/whiskey. At certain places though, as a bartender, more is expected.

[treetop]

are we really going there again?
just drop it and pick up your 40.

[Mayhems]

Mickey's for me tonight. Going to see a band at the Bug Jar for the first time in forever. A few years ago I had one too many Mickey's and was gifted with instantaneous mudbutt. Ran to the mens, one stall was occupied by a guy who was asleep, and I sat on a urinal and let it flow. That's how I like my pours.

[WildDamnTurkey]

[Mayhems]

Good show and well done, sir.

[Screwball]

Now that dude knows how the cow ate the cabbage.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Now that dude knows how the cow ate the cabbage.

But it didn't eat that shirt.

[Jiggers McCoy]

40 week, eh? That deserves a post in the Pub!

I'm getting a late start, so I'll have 2 tomorrow.

[Screwball]

Now that dude knows how the cow ate the cabbage.

But it didn't eat that shirt.

You don't eat a shirt like that, you smoke it.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

Now that dude knows how the cow ate the cabbage.

But it didn't eat that shirt.

You don't eat a shirt like that, you smoke it.

Not if you're the Judge, you gift it out.