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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Bluto » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:00 pm

Bur wrote:RYEDAY RYEDAY RYEDAY


Nice.

I gave serious consideration to a bottle of Rye as a gift to myself today. Went with borboun instead. Now I'm kicking myself for not getting the rye.

I still would have purchased the borboun, mind you, but I should have gotten the rye, as well.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby The Limey » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:27 pm

Ah the Thomas H Handy, shame it's so expensive over here ( £100 ) damn fine whiskey.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby ChiliDawg » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:42 pm

Today, I can still afford the luxury.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Wingman » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:06 am

ChiliDawg wrote:Today, I can still afford the luxury.


ye. p. 'til ms fuckin' merican xpress comes a'callin.

i reckon.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby TheBigCasino » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:16 pm

The Limey wrote:Ah the Thomas H Handy, shame it's so expensive over here ( £100 ) damn fine whiskey.


trust me, it 'aint no dollar store Rye out here either. Plus, it's harder to find than a grain of rice in a glass of milk in a blizzard. I'm pretty good at getting my hands on good Booze, and even I don't have it - wait, scratch that, I've never even seen a bottle. Anywhere. Ever. I'm working on it though.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby beerkegbilly » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:21 pm

nice weather
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Miklo » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:45 am

because its St. Patricks Day!!!
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Resident Asshole » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:09 am

Miklo wrote:because its St. Patricks Day!!!


Exactly what I was going to say!
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Patchez » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:44 pm

Because my fuckin' truck got stolen yesterday while I was on jury duty. Awesome.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Screwball » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:56 pm

Patchez wrote:Because my fuckin' truck got stolen yesterday while I was on jury duty. Awesome.


That sucks big time. I was just pissed because some varmit ate my squash plants in my garden. Shit, let's get Drunk.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby peetie44 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:20 pm

Screwball wrote:
Patchez wrote:Because my fuckin' truck got stolen yesterday while I was on jury duty. Awesome.


That sucks big time. I was just pissed because some varmit ate my squash plants in my garden. Shit, let's get Drunk.


That's a drag about your truck, Patchez...major suckage right there.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby beerkegbilly » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:20 pm

TODAY IS ST PATRICK DAY EVERYBODY LETS GET DRUNK DRINK BEER TO WE PEE GREEN
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby beerkegbilly » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:37 pm

THE LITTLE GREEN MEN MADE ME DO IT THE LEPRECHAUN MADE ME DRINK IT
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby BenTheBeast » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:53 pm

Who needs an excuse?
Logic goes out the window when large sums of money are involved.

Everyone knows what the problems are, but fixing them would be a giant pain in the ass.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby beerkegbilly » Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:02 pm

Good to chase a case of the Mondays away shots whiskey and beers.
Today ends with a Y I woke up today. Today has the word day in it there all good excuse to drink so drink up
And order me whiskey with a Pepsi chaser
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