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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Judge » Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:41 pm

new guy buys. I'll have a ice cold PBR. Also, be sure to read the new members name section in "the pub" forum.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby beerkegbilly » Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:27 pm

It's is a winter day is my excuse to drink I got a ice cold 12 pack Busch pounders and pint of Jim Beam
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Savage » Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:06 am

Something smells bad and there's dawgs barking. It's another day in Tumbleweed Junction. If I didn't drink, Grumpy would call the coroner.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Mayhem » Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:56 pm

......... wrote:art show on friday. gotta paint

also, sorry if I'm violating some sort of first post etiquette here. hi everyone!
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby beerkegbilly » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:06 pm

it was thundering outside this morning and it scared me
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Savage » Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:00 am

When I stepped outside yesterday, some guy was in my yard, and the fence was gone. I was all, yeah, this is so typical. I got the beer out of the garage fridge and went back in the house. I mean, I was already disgusted enough about stuff in general. Some guy and no fence and a bunch of hammering and whatever, you know? Today I have a fence again. So I drink to no gigantic shetland pony sized dogs in my yard. But I still hate it here.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby beerkegbilly » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:01 pm

woke up is a good one training for Saint Patrick day
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby The Limey » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:29 pm

beerkegbilly wrote:woke up is a good one training for Saint Patrick day

Get your Irish whiskey in. I got a bottle t'other day and it's gone already. No bother, i'll get a few more.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby beerkegbilly » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:20 pm

The wife mad at me and in training for the 17 of march
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Savage » Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:54 am

I have plans for the Ides of March. Don't tell anyone, but they involve some drinking and stuff.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby thermon » Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:46 pm

'cause I was dry all day yesterday
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby The Limey » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:23 pm

I just got paid.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Miklo » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:28 am

beerkegbilly wrote:woke up is a good one training for Saint Patrick day
"That's the sign of a good whiskey drinker anyway - drinking it by yourself shows a proper reverence for it." - Charles Bukowski

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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Wingman » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:30 am

Miklo wrote:
beerkegbilly wrote:woke up is a good one training for Saint Patrick day


heh. where's the "like" button.

st. pat's and easter are spread out this year...st. pat's is huge locally, easter is huge for my set. guess i'll just have to keep training hard the month between....
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Postby Bur » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:37 am

RYEDAY RYEDAY RYEDAY
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