How many songs are there about prostitutes?
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How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by Drednik » Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:54 am
I know of two one being the police Roxxane. Anyone got any others?
Why?
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by peetie44 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:31 am
Drednik wrote:I know of two one being the police Roxxane. Anyone got any others?
As a professional musician, I can assure you that ALL songs are about prostitutes.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by Bluespook » Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:19 am
Listen to White Christmas at 78 RPM and tell me that song isn't about prostitutes. Tell me with a straight face. Of course one of the more famous prostitute songs out there is by the late Issac Hayes from South Park. Even had a cameo with James Taylor in it, best prostitute song ever.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by MethFront » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:23 am
Charlotte the Harlot and 22 Acacia Avenue, both by Iron Maiden and both about the same prostitute.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by frankennietzsche » Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:21 pm
And both ROCK!
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by MeanOldLady » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:23 pm
there are roughly eight zillion songs about prostitutes. my personal favorite, of all time, is "love for sale." gods bless you, cole porter.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by Screwball » Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:32 pm
Ya know, Drednik, I could not find any songs about prostitues on the interwebs.
Just a shitload of songs about yer Mom.
Does that help?
Yep, I'm an Asshole.
Just a shitload of songs about yer Mom.
Does that help?
Yep, I'm an Asshole.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by ThirstyDrunk » Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:49 pm
Your mama!
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by Screwball » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:14 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Your mama!
My mama!
Your mama!
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by frankennietzsche » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:43 pm
How about songs about the Odyssey?
Odyssey deez nuts!!!11
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by Resident Asshole » Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:15 pm
Honey What Do You Do for Money (AC/DC) and 10 Dollar Hooker in a 5 Dollar Town (our own Surreal Mccoys) spring to mind.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by Surreal » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:09 pm
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by Screwball » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:12 pm
He's not allowed to talk about the Jews.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by Surreal » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:21 pm
I thought we had a non-Mel-Gibson-disparagement clause here??
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
by Screwball » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:39 pm
Compass was in The Passion of the Christ?
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