BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Milspec » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:37 pm
Once called an Ex and told her that she sounded like an editor in a croncrete bunker. Seemed like a compliment at the time.
"Trinke liebchen, trinke schnell, trinken macht die augen hell!"
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Palinka » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:10 pm
Milspec wrote:...Seemed like a compliment at the time.
People can be so strange about receiving sincere praise.
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...He used to do surgery...
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Palinka » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:15 am
To get back to the actual topic of the thread, it's about time someone called me (and the frog) for a change.
And on the plus side, what with the time difference, you get to hear us rambling, escaping from police, attempting to pay our tab with a forged Albanian credit card etc.
PM one of us for telephonic details...
And on the plus side, what with the time difference, you get to hear us rambling, escaping from police, attempting to pay our tab with a forged Albanian credit card etc.
PM one of us for telephonic details...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Resident Asshole » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:23 pm
Let me preface this by saying that this guy would never actually do this, but my old roomie texted me:
U wanna see drunk and arrested, pissin money away? I'll show u drunk driving. I'll drink 30 beers and drive all over town!
U wanna see drunk and arrested, pissin money away? I'll show u drunk driving. I'll drink 30 beers and drive all over town!
Bourbon is my blood.
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Savage » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:48 am
I would love to talk to someone who could explain why my phone is dead. Or even better, don't bend my ear about why, just fix the damn thing. Grumpy is asleep, but he would probably tell me that beating it against the edge of the desk is a bad idea.
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What is it?
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by TheBigCasino » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:15 pm
"he didn't win the fight per se, I was only knocked out for like 15 minutes"
BMMS is wrong.
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Resident Asshole » Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:17 pm
You are terrible at life and very stinky.
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Savage » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:24 am
it's not October 7th
That thing! That slithering blob coming toward us!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Savage » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:25 am
I mean, I'm drunk, perhaps, but I know where I am. I may not know where I left my drink, but I know it is the 4th.
That thing! That slithering blob coming toward us!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Two Hearted » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:37 pm
"...and then the troll-faced hooker (but she had a spectacular body!) got naked and asked me to spank her...."
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Riddeford » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:49 pm
Two Hearted wrote:"...and then the troll-faced hooker (but she had a spectacular body!) got naked and asked me to spank her...."
Yes I did spank her..but in a respectful way...
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<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Bob Young » Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:39 pm
Man, you know what sucks complete dick?
Herpes.
Herpes sucks dick!!!
Thats right 3 exclamation points worth of dick sucking.
Its like I got a mini vagina on my lip that i cant do anything about once a year. 1 week at a time.
Id rather have incurable cancer and die in a year that have these fucking herpes for the rest of my life.
I cant get close to anybody.
A dick herpes sucks.
If they dont find a cure by the time im 30 im going to kill myself.
This is bull shit.
Herpes.
Herpes sucks dick!!!
Thats right 3 exclamation points worth of dick sucking.
Its like I got a mini vagina on my lip that i cant do anything about once a year. 1 week at a time.
Id rather have incurable cancer and die in a year that have these fucking herpes for the rest of my life.
I cant get close to anybody.
A dick herpes sucks.
If they dont find a cure by the time im 30 im going to kill myself.
This is bull shit.
“Sinite felix transeat tempus!”
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Fabricsoftner » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:05 am
I vaguely remember apE and I discussing the finer points of mustaches.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by Bob Young » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:10 am
It would be cool if herpes cured aids.
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Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
by TheSaturatedMan » Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:10 am
Walking past a guy with his head under the open hood of his car.
Being over the legal limit for Vodka, lime, & sodas (16) I am a forthright social engineer so ask "What seems to be the problem?"
"Piston broke." he says.
"So am I-" I reply while attempting a semblance of a continuing walk.
Being over the legal limit for Vodka, lime, & sodas (16) I am a forthright social engineer so ask "What seems to be the problem?"
"Piston broke." he says.
"So am I-" I reply while attempting a semblance of a continuing walk.
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