TheBigCasino wrote:and the ever present Jameson rule
Once a bottle of Jameson is opened, it must be finished
I used to work for those bands.peetie44 wrote:
If there's a band playing in the bar, remember; the more you drink, the better they'll sound. And sometimes you gotta drink a lot.
Wingman wrote:never forgit nothin'
Have your musket clean as a whistle, hatchet scoured, sixty rounds powder and ball, and be ready to march at a minute's warning.
When we march, we keep moving till dark, so as to give the enemy the least possible chance at us.
If we take prisoners, we keep 'em separate till we have had time to examine them, so they can't cook up a story between 'em.
Don't ever march home the same way. Take a different route so you won't be ambushed
Every night you'll be told where to meet if surrounded by a superior force.
If somebody's trailing you, make a circle, come back onto your own tracks, and ambush the folks that aim to ambush you.
Don't stand up when the enemy's coming against you. Kneel down, lie down, hide behind a tree.
Mr Boozificator wrote:If/when a general fight starts, always take the side of the staff, unless they have been behaving like cunts and underpouring, in which case you should be the one starting the fight.
Army Grunt wrote:We've all read the Ranger handbook. Props for putting it into drunken terms though.
Rooster wrote:Never leave a fallen soldier behind. Be it a compatriot or a beverage.
Wingman wrote:Army Grunt wrote:We've all read the Ranger handbook. Props for putting it into drunken terms though.
GetDrunkStayDrunk wrote:Dress appropriately No matter how much you want to be like Frank Sinatra a tux just isn't appropriate for a dive, your 'Female Body Inspector' shirt isn't appropriate anywhere.
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