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by StefanoSbronzato » Fri May 07, 2010 8:24 pm
not the nice kinda drunk here. more vomoty furrrgh ghuh, occsionaly shitting huge torrents of alcofeces not ice at all
tomorrow posssibl jutst dtrink coke
mnot fun at all oh god am i gonna dide never been this bad before
but worth it to make new ukrainan friends man those guys know how tot drink CHEEERS
being drunks is hppay multricultral ex[perince, pppl of all nations come together and boooze like beasts
mmm YEAH
fonna pass out now bye xxx love you laaalll
"There are no ugly women, there is only less vodka"--Russian proverbJelmo wrote:Guinnessa dsor brewakafast5. Fucxksa if withre yuour sillyh questionsd
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by Bluespook » Fri May 07, 2010 8:27 pm
welcome to the jungle baby, you gonna dieeeeee. As Axle would say
When i find you i'll gut you like a fish
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by Two Martini Breakfast » Fri May 07, 2010 8:31 pm
I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk these streets of freedom badmouthing Lady America, in your damn mirrored sunglasses!
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by ThirstyDrunk » Fri May 07, 2010 8:46 pm
Well I, for one, Do not appreciate thsi typeof behavior one bit. NOT ONT BIT!
NOT ONE TINY BIT
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by slipperyyoke » Fri May 07, 2010 8:49 pm
StefanoSbronzato wrote:oh god am i gonna dide never been this bad before
I've uttered those and have heard those exact words many a time. Just listen to the advice given by King in the movie Platoon: "There is a way out of everything, man. Just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry and the world will turn."
Cheers.
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by Surreal » Fri May 07, 2010 9:00 pm
deep breath.
exhale.
place 2 cubes into tall glass.
cover said cubes with brown liquor.
Rinse.
Lather.
Repeat.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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by StefanoSbronzato » Sat May 08, 2010 5:23 am
I think I'ma put a link to this thread in my sig, in honour of my first ever proper drunk post on this forum.
"There are no ugly women, there is only less vodka"--Russian proverbJelmo wrote:Guinnessa dsor brewakafast5. Fucxksa if withre yuour sillyh questionsd
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