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Postby StefanoSbronzato » Fri May 07, 2010 8:24 pm

not the nice kinda drunk here. more vomoty furrrgh ghuh, occsionaly shitting huge torrents of alcofeces not ice at all


tomorrow posssibl jutst dtrink coke

mnot fun at all oh god am i gonna dide never been this bad before






but worth it to make new ukrainan friends man those guys know how tot drink CHEEERS


being drunks is hppay multricultral ex[perince, pppl of all nations come together and boooze like beasts
mmm YEAH


fonna pass out now bye xxx love you laaalll
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Postby Bluespook » Fri May 07, 2010 8:27 pm

welcome to the jungle baby, you gonna dieeeeee. As Axle would say
When i find you i'll gut you like a fish
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Postby Two Martini Breakfast » Fri May 07, 2010 8:31 pm

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Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri May 07, 2010 8:46 pm

Well I, for one, Do not appreciate thsi typeof behavior one bit. NOT ONT BIT!
NOT ONE TINY BIT
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Re: eeeuuurgh

Postby slipperyyoke » Fri May 07, 2010 8:49 pm

StefanoSbronzato wrote:oh god am i gonna dide never been this bad before


I've uttered those and have heard those exact words many a time. Just listen to the advice given by King in the movie Platoon: "There is a way out of everything, man. Just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry and the world will turn."

Cheers.
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Re: eeeuuurgh

Postby Surreal » Fri May 07, 2010 9:00 pm

deep breath.

exhale.

place 2 cubes into tall glass.

cover said cubes with brown liquor.

Rinse.

Lather.

Repeat.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Postby StefanoSbronzato » Sat May 08, 2010 5:23 am

I think I'ma put a link to this thread in my sig, in honour of my first ever proper drunk post on this forum.
"There are no ugly women, there is only less vodka"--Russian proverb
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--baby's first drunk post--
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