Secret embarassment

[Wingman]

i'm not sure how the redhead would react to me pissing in your bed.

pretty sure we'd both end up in the pate.

perhaps the "real" problem is with how we're drinking, not talking volume, talking sequence,
I usually start with the beers and then hit the rye, perhaps I should be hitting the rye then starting in on the beers.

I'll try it tonight, no time to waste when scientific progress beckons.

hmm. could be true, but only because if i start with beer, and get to feeling good, and switch to the hard stuff, i'm gonna get hammered. both times it's happened, i've been quite drunk, but conscious, when i went to bed. but then i do this weird sleepwalking thing. i have two theories: a) there's enough booze in my stomach to get me even drunker as i snooze, and b) with my conscious mind turned off, the monkey takes over completely...like blacking out, but passing out first.

anyway, yes, more reasearch!

[slushfund]

I found that adding a shot of V8 to my punch neutralized the over-abundance of lemon juice, in this batch. Nobody else cared for it, tho.

[Ozz]

last night's log, told the wife what I was doing, she decided to sleep on the third floor for a change...

9:15 Shot and a Beer
9:25 Pipe of tobacco, very clear night
9:36 Shot, note: burns in the belly more without beer buffer
9:49 Beer
9:55 Shot
10:05 Pipe of tobacco, see Orion Nebula in 70mm Binoculars sky conditions improving, my condition deteriorating, but stable
10:12 Beer and shot: Note increase rate increased by 20% due to note taking and lack of distractions
10:20 Starting to pace and think, much sooner than normal
10:30 take a dump
10:35 Shot and a Beer - Quick weight loss plan a success, will bundle up and gop outside to view mars with big scope
10:40 Pipe of tobacco - Rolled scope out of garage, look up and say "Nooooooooooo" as cloud bank obscures sky
sky rapidly deteriorating, personal condition improving. Wobbled upon thershold when re entering house.
10:50 Beer
11:00 Shot- This is my normal number of shots usually reached at 1:30, spelling shot, spirits high.
11:10 Shot - Feeling bold, must not under do experiment, one for the gipper...Burn ... Burn....
11:11 Take a leak
11:15 Eyes feeling booze, abnormal routine
11: 20 Beer -Thinking of having another shot
11 :35 Resisting having another shot
11:40 Am I becoming some sort of freakin' Pansy not having a shot?
11:45 Shot - FU monkey you want a shot, here have a shot of peppermint schnapps,
11:50 Think I missed a couple of beers, the cap tally in my pocket is two higher than what I've written
12:00 A different adventure this, focuses you on the drunk
12:05 Beer, take a leak
12:10 Pipe of tobacco
12:15 Beer - fine form, sucked that one back like a lock in the panama canal lowering the USS Nimtz
12:20 Hammered
12:25 Beer - sky still fucked
12:30 Writing difficult, but writing log fun
12:35 unreadable log entry.....................................(will use .... in place of unreadable drunken scrawl)
12:40 ....can no loner write....must depend on memory... (monkey Har Har Har good luck with that!)
12:45 Shot - going to watch the Flim Flam man on DVD
12:50 Beer
12:55 .....slower .....brain.... flim flam...........
1:00 Pipe of tobacco
1:05 Beer
1:15 ...............................................
1:30 (suspected shot P.S.) ...........hammered...............burn...stand tall
1:35 Beer
1:45 ..............................................
2:00 take a leak, go to bed

Conclusion: In spite of totally screwing up the experiment, I did not sleepwalk last night
I think it's due to flushing my system with beer and pissing out the rye. but one test
is nothing to base a theory on, I will have to repeat this to get a proper statistical sample

[Wingman]

that's brilliant.

that's dedication, right there, people.

i daresay you got farther than i would with the note taking. what we need is an undrunk secretary....

[Negromancer]

Wow, if you look like anything less than your avatar I will be greatly disappointed!

[Drednik]

I like the experiment its a good spin on a drinking game. I will have to try it.

[waahoohah]

we should all log like that, once. Oh, the things we would learn!

[Ozz]

Wow, if you look like anything less than your avatar I will be greatly disappointed!

You set pretty high standards, more than I can live up to.

[Chimneyfish]

Cool log but why'd you stop drinking at 2 pm? Still plenty of daylight left.

[Slim]

You're just "maturing" like a fine wine.

[Ozz]

Cool log but why'd you stop drinking at 2 pm? Still plenty of daylight left.

It was a thursday night, I have to be at work at 8 in the morning.

[Ozz]

You're just "maturing" like a fine wine.

I'm still "immature" according to the wife, though she has also accused me of being ripe a few times.

[DeeboCools]

this log is a great idea. I've been taking what stimulant-users call a "drug vacation" because I have bronchitis, and I'd like to get my tolerance lower at the same time. I can't wait for my first day back, and when I do it, I'll log it

[peetie44]

One word -- "Chelada"

[Ozz]

Holy snappin' arseholes will you look at that! thought I was going soft with an ounce of tomato juice in my dotterage. Seening the perversions that America produces, sorry Guys but it must be said, light beer is low low in alcohol, favour , and mortality, and it's an American invention. To mix it down with that much juice, you must be dancing to the YMCA.

Insult to both beer and water I'd say.

I mix mine with a 5.5% cheap ass James Ready, which delivers the most alcohol per dollar at $28 per 24 and is about the finest Beer you can buy for less than $40,bar none.

The only other stuff I'll buy is Rickard's Red and Only as a draft pint, the bottling kills it's excellence, as a draft it's ambrosia for all 6 senses, slight of the light pouring thought it's redness, hearing the bubbles pop, the smell of "good" beer, the cold feel of the glass, the rich but subtle taste, and lastly the slowing deteriorating sense of balance.

Mhhhhhh................. the wife been asking me what I want for V-day, think I'll say "a barrel of Rickard's Red"