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Re: In Three Words

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:20 pm

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Re: In Three Words

Postby ScurvyDog » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:25 pm

Monkey butt powder!
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Re: In Three Words

Postby JimLahey » Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:55 pm

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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:01 pm

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Re: In Three Words

Postby ScurvyDog » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:36 pm

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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:52 pm

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Re: In Three Words

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:31 pm

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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:45 pm

monkeys are dancing
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Re: In Three Words

Postby contempt4gravy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:02 pm

Worse than haiku
There are those who look upon some of my more unsavory habits and call them the cries for help of a problem drinker. I prefer to think of them as the charming misadventures of a dashing rogue.
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Re: In Three Words

Postby Wingman » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:38 pm

not by much
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:00 pm

but it still
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Re: In Three Words

Postby Jollyroger1210 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:58 am

hurts my junk
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Re: In Three Words

Postby peetie44 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:45 am

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Re: In Three Words

Postby beerkegbilly » Wed May 02, 2012 6:40 pm

my hairy ass.
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Re: In Three Words

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Wed May 02, 2012 8:08 pm

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