Life can be astounding!

[WolfOfTheWest]

The other day I discovered that with the correct level of persistance and agression, I could ejaculate without a hard-on.

I doubt I am the first man to discover this. But, I consider myself quite well read, and I have never heard of such a thing.

What makes you glad to be a forward-thinking human being?

[JimLahey]

How did you do it?
HAHAHA this is without a doubt my favorite beginning for a thread yet.

[WolfOfTheWest]

The secret is to just keep yankin' the little fella even when you pass the point when you feel you're about to dislocate your arm and pull every muscle in it.
(Ps, the initial reason for the lack of hard-on was due to the day in question having bored me shitless, so I'd already jerked off 7 or 8 times. Just thought ya'll should know. Erectile dysfunction is no joke, but it ain't a problem up in this b*tch.)

[JimLahey]

I can understand a boredom induced whackathon.