That is a good one.
Where the Hell have you been, Goose?
FNZ wrote:Homicide: Life on the Street
That. And doin' 'speriments at the hadron supercollider, getting kicked out of area 51, getting a vasectomy, curing restless leg syndrome, watching way too much 'Sesame Street', knockin' ova likka stores, getting diagnosed with the diabetes, growing extra hair for Mayhem's plugs, catching my right foot on fire when it had gasoline on it, de-stabilizing oppressive regimes in the Arab world, planting cucumbers/peppers/lettuce/tomatoes, participating in the tradition of whale-hunting in Japan (and 'accidentally' killing 17 Greenpeace activists), not Tweeting or FaceFucking, planting sunflowers with 2 large-breasted Swedish women that just moved into the hood, bought some shoes, mowed the lawn numerous times, bonsai tree sculpting, butt-fucking female EU representatives out of a sense of personal and national responsibility.....
and drinking alot.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.