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How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby Drednik » Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:54 am

I know of two one being the police Roxxane. Anyone got any others?
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby peetie44 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:31 am

Drednik wrote:I know of two one being the police Roxxane. Anyone got any others?


As a professional musician, I can assure you that ALL songs are about prostitutes.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby Bluespook » Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:19 am

Listen to White Christmas at 78 RPM and tell me that song isn't about prostitutes. Tell me with a straight face. Of course one of the more famous prostitute songs out there is by the late Issac Hayes from South Park. Even had a cameo with James Taylor in it, best prostitute song ever.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby MethFront » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:23 am

Charlotte the Harlot and 22 Acacia Avenue, both by Iron Maiden and both about the same prostitute.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby frankennietzsche » Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:21 pm

And both ROCK!

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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby MeanOldLady » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:23 pm

there are roughly eight zillion songs about prostitutes. my personal favorite, of all time, is "love for sale." gods bless you, cole porter.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby Screwball » Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:32 pm

Ya know, Drednik, I could not find any songs about prostitues on the interwebs.




Just a shitload of songs about yer Mom.



Does that help?


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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:49 pm

Your mama!
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby Screwball » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:14 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Your mama!

My mama!

Your mama!
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby frankennietzsche » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:43 pm

How about songs about the Odyssey?


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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby Resident Asshole » Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:15 pm

Honey What Do You Do for Money (AC/DC) and 10 Dollar Hooker in a 5 Dollar Town (our own Surreal Mccoys) spring to mind.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby Surreal » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:09 pm

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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby Screwball » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:12 pm

He's not allowed to talk about the Jews.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby Surreal » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:21 pm

I thought we had a non-Mel-Gibson-disparagement clause here??
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?

Postby Screwball » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:39 pm

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