Howard Stern

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

And I hate that indie rock hipster crap.

Weird...I thought that was your type of crowd.

[Chimneyfish]

I was going to order an autographed Eric the Midget picture but then I realized there's probably a 0.0 chance of him actually sending these out.

I remember when Beet was doing this and would take a picture of himself holding a sign that says whatever you want. I should see if he'll still do this. I'd be willing to pay to get a picture of Beetlejuice holding a sign with a Modern Drunkard reference on it.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Eric the Midget is an asshole, but then, it gets him airtime. Maybe he's smarter than I give him credit.
but yeah, you'd probably never get your pic.
Now if you got the Beet pic, oh man, you would have to post that fucker.
I hear of Jeff the drunk charging bars to make appearances. I wonder if Beetlejuice would do that. I think that fucker would be fun at a party.
...meh, probably for about an hour, then someone would rile him up and he might go off.
..but then that may be even funnier

[Chimneyfish]

Before Beet was ever on the show he worked parties doing dwarf tossing. He already had a manager and everything and it was his manager who contacted Howard. I bet he'd still do it whenever he's not too busy with his Killers of Comedy stuff. I don't think it'd be worth it to hire Jeff the Drunk though. But Bigfoot, on the other hand...

[ThirstyDrunk]

Oh fuck! Bigfoot! I don't think I could stand it, that fucker kills me. I'd almost be willing to put a tent in my yard for him to stay in, but again...about an hour, and then....
...then he may actually kill me, it is.

On a serious note, how far do you think you could toss Beet? Now THATS funny!

[Chimneyfish]

I checked JollyDwarf.com and he's still doing the polaroid thing for $20 per message. It has to be something non-promotional so it couldn't advertise the magazine or forums directly. If I do this then what should I have the sign say? I'd want it to be something relevant enough that it'd be used more than just this thread and definitely drunkard-related. I also don't have any way of getting a picture online but if anyone has a scanner or something I could just have them mail the Polaroid to that person.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I got a scanner.
I'll have to think on an idea for the sign.
But whatever it is it should probably be misspelled.

DRUNKERD

I may look into this meself...

[Chimneyfish]

Maybe we could get a good pool of ideas for the sign if we opened it up for suggestions from more people here. Now that liz is gone, you and I are the only ones who read this thread. Would it be worth making a thread in The Pub since we can get a HUGE A-LIST CELEBRITY to pose for a picture holding a sign with some drunk humor written on it, and that we need to think of the best possible sign?

I agree that a misspelling is a must. I'm willing to contribute financially to anything related to this hilarious cause.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Have you checked this one out yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERtDaAtkvhQ

Sal & Richard are complete and total idiots but to get this shit on national T.V., thats hilarious.
-Also, yesterday I think this was the #1 viewd Youtube clip.

[Chimneyfish]

I can't wait for Artie's book to come out. I hope it's full of funny stories- even if they're stories he's told on the show before. I'm afraid he's going to get too WAH! with it though. It'd be great if it's written like I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell except funny and true.

[Chimneyfish]

Holy shit, Bigfoot Password. This alone is worth my yearly subscription. There were no classics this time though, like "Adam and Eve. Every scientist knows that."

[ThirstyDrunk]

Holy shit, Bigfoot Password. This alone is worth my yearly subscription. There were no classics this time though, like "Adam and Eve. Every scientist knows that."

DAMN! I missed it!
*logs on to sirius*
I'll listen all night for that shit

[Chimneyfish]

Don't worry, I'm sure it will be replayed all day long Friday through Sunday, on their quest to see if they can get away with putting absolutely zero effort into the show three days a week. They just replay whole shows from the previous week.

He plays with the French pornstar chick. I don't want to ruin it for you, but it's hilarious how Bigfoot Password has become a re-occuring bit, yet every time he comes in to play it he's completely clueless how the game works. For example, his word is "television", and everyone reminds him that he can only give one-word clues, one at a time. His first clue: "It's something you sit and watch."

[Chimneyfish]

I really hope that Riley quits so Sour Shoes can have a show. I think it'd be so entertaining that it alone would cause the price of Sirius-XM stock to rise. The guy is like an extremely talented retarded genius. Have you ever seen his picture? He looks freakishly normal, like any guy you could be sitting next to at the bar. And I heard that one or both of his parents are disabled and the reason he still lives at home is to take care of them.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I'm not ashamed to say that i knew evey one of the butt bongo Metallica tunes. Richard kicks ass.

I'm lookin up the pic now of sourshoes...