ThirstyDrunk wrote:When you give or get directions, all the landmarks you use are bars.
Patchez wrote:When your grandson notices you getting the nose of a good single malt and says" Can I smell it too?" and with a grin you say "Sure". He takes a whiff and says" That smells like you Pappy". Hey the kid doesn't lie.
Patchez wrote:ThirstyDrunk wrote:When you give or get directions, all the landmarks you use are bars.
I do this all the time when getting directions. In a six county area if someone is giving me directions they always ask where are you coming from? I tell them and these fuckin' idiots launch into a google maps list of all the major roads leading from my house to theirs. I always say, whoa, let's just speed this up, direct me to your house from the nearest bar. This is always met with a look of disbelief. I then say trust me I know it. Then they name some little hole in the wall bar in the middle of nowhere, to which I reply, yeah, I've been there. Proceed.
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