You know...

[Jollyroger1210]

When you seriously consider installing a cupholder..... in your shower.

[Negromancer]

I just wedge it between all the bottles of shampoo

[Patchez]

When you give or get directions, all the landmarks you use are bars.

I do this all the time when getting directions. In a six county area if someone is giving me directions they always ask where are you coming from? I tell them and these fuckin' idiots launch into a google maps list of all the major roads leading from my house to theirs. I always say, whoa, let's just speed this up, direct me to your house from the nearest bar. This is always met with a look of disbelief. I then say trust me I know it. Then they name some little hole in the wall bar in the middle of nowhere, to which I reply, yeah, I've been there. Proceed.

[Patchez]

When your grandson notices you getting the nose of a good single malt and says" Can I smell it too?" and with a grin you say "Sure". He takes a whiff and says" That smells like you Pappy". Hey the kid doesn't lie.

[peetie44]

When your grandson notices you getting the nose of a good single malt and says" Can I smell it too?" and with a grin you say "Sure". He takes a whiff and says" That smells like you Pappy". Hey the kid doesn't lie.

Attaboy!

[ruthcrowder]

When you can't differentiate between water and booze...

[Mr. Viking]

When you give or get directions, all the landmarks you use are bars.

I do this all the time when getting directions. In a six county area if someone is giving me directions they always ask where are you coming from? I tell them and these fuckin' idiots launch into a google maps list of all the major roads leading from my house to theirs. I always say, whoa, let's just speed this up, direct me to your house from the nearest bar. This is always met with a look of disbelief. I then say trust me I know it. Then they name some little hole in the wall bar in the middle of nowhere, to which I reply, yeah, I've been there. Proceed.

do you know the Gall Bog Bar in Banbridge?
when the checkout lady smiles at you because you've come in at opening time too many times to count, looking for garlic chicken pizza while still drunk.
when you see smashed bottles of wine outside your door and think "did I do that" then realise you couldn't have because the spillage hasn't been lapped off the floor