You know...

[Negromancer]

When you redecorate three times a week. And by redecorating I mean filling your apartment with absurd and useless second hand shit you stole on the way home from town.

[Bur]

When you redecorate three times a week. And by redecorating I mean filling your apartment with absurd and useless second hand shit you stole on the way home from town.

this.

[GetDrunkStayDrunk]

That's how I've wound up with a caution wet floor sign

[JimLahey]

When a stranger asks if there is a liquor store nearby you give him a tour of the city.

[BBoozer]

When your local bar gives you discounts, solely for you.

When your local bar has economical difficulties with you going on a holiday.

[Mr Boozificator]

When Bluebottle won't hang out with you because you're just a bit too extreme on the liquid.

[DeeboCools]

I lol'd hard at:

when you look at yourself in the mirror and think 'look at this fuckin drunk!'

I totally do that. and

You go to work unhungover and people ask you whats wrong and say you look different.

I don' think my brain works unhungover anymore...

[ADHD]

When you cook an awesome bbq and everyone else eats, but you hang back and just keep drinking cause you "dont want to ruin your glow"

Usually end up eating shitty cold food the next day for breakfast...

[Mr Boozificator]

When moving out is easier than throwing away your empties. Every month.

[JimLahey]

When moving out is easier than throwing away your empties. Every month.

NICE. Can totally relate. Moved in the last few weeks. It took an extra car trip just for the empties.

[Jollyroger1210]

When your local bar gives you discounts, solely for you.

When your local bar has economical difficulties with you going on a holiday.

Fun Fact: White Horse tavern in Flint Michigan had, on their computer system, a "dollar shot" button called "Kettering Student Discount".

[Mr. Viking]

when you can't remember what happened this morning

[Mglaffas]

You know you're a drunkard when you open the fridge and instinctively grab a beer and start drinking it - not thinking twice about what time, or what day of the week it is.

[Mr Boozificator]

When people at your local hold their beer a little bit closer as soon as you enter.

When you pick your first date restaurants on their beer and wine menu.

[Jollyroger1210]

When people at your local hold their beer a little bit closer as soon as you enter.

When you pick your first date restaurants on their beer and wine menu.

When you decide whether or not there will be a SECOND date by her drink choices.

When you instinctively put your right foot up on things, just to give off that Captain air... as if your breath and stammering speech wasn't doing that already.