by Draknurd Cixelsyd » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:26 am
Swear to God. True story.
I sweet talked a chic (bought her margs), at a bar back in the mid 80s and when it came closing time, she took me home. Well, we were frolicking in her bedroom when she decided to straddle my face. She had a water bed and I started to get the spinners. She was a wee bit on the plump side and as I was licking her I knew I was going to throw up. I tried and I tried to tell her to get off, get off! She wouldn't stop. There was nothing I could do but throw up all over her pussy and my own face. I thought I was gonna choke to death.
Jeez.. she came unglued. Went ape-shit on me and kicked my ass out of her trailer. Never saw her again.