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Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby itwastakensoblowme » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:06 pm

I got home one night, got undressed, got into bed and before long the bed was spinning like crazy. I slid on leg off the bed onto the floor to stop the room from moving. Too late! I grabbed a sock and heaved right into it. It was one of those white, long athletic-style sock. No muss no fuss!
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:09 pm

The Vatican. Too much Italian beer when I was 17.
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby l... » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:47 pm

on someone else.
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby Jelmo » Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:12 pm

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Postby ThirstyDrunk » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:11 am

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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby captain gonzo » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:05 am

Into a huge lagoon that all the other tourists were admiring in crete....

and i wasnt drunk it was cos i'd tried eating snails.....later i was drunk and threw up in the sea.
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby peetie44 » Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:42 pm

On a cop's shoes in Signal Hill (CA), @ 1977.

Second best was on 2 groupies in the dressing room at the House Of Blues in New Orleans, @ 1999.
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby PHONE » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:41 pm

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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby GetDrunkStayDrunk » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:02 pm

On the side of some unknown females car, at an ATM. I woke up piss broke.
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby redshift » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:33 pm

1. At work, in a test cell trash can, where I was an intern
2.In the class room trash can, just 5 minutes before I was supposed to help out these city school kids in a k-12 program
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby BunkyoHareMD7 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:26 pm

1. Inner Harbor, Baltimore - I was near the USS Constellation and had one too many shitty overly sweet mixed drinks before we went out to eat...the tourists probably were rather amused/disgusted, but my friends weren't since they were definitely undrunk
2. front steps of the church I go to right in broad daylight..as I got up to go back in the mass was ending and people were starting to walk out..I hightailed it outta there just as insurance
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby Negromancer » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:30 pm

On a camping site in Denmark. The nearby village had some sort of festival. I crawled out of my tent and started spewing the very second they started shooting fireworks. I wish I could see it in third person, because it must have been beautiful!
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby Draknurd Cixelsyd » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:26 am

Swear to God. True story.

I sweet talked a chic (bought her margs), at a bar back in the mid 80s and when it came closing time, she took me home. Well, we were frolicking in her bedroom when she decided to straddle my face. She had a water bed and I started to get the spinners. She was a wee bit on the plump side and as I was licking her I knew I was going to throw up. I tried and I tried to tell her to get off, get off! She wouldn't stop. There was nothing I could do but throw up all over her pussy and my own face. I thought I was gonna choke to death.

Jeez.. she came unglued. Went ape-shit on me and kicked my ass out of her trailer. Never saw her again.
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby Mallory Knox » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:31 am

For the love of fuck...
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Re: Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:32 am

"she"?
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