Man I'm so hammered, I'm not even rating girls on a base 10 system anymore! It's all binary, baby.
Projectile vomiting, falling out of a tree, and a heavily overdrawn bank account are all indicators of "The Most Awesome Weekend Ever".
Monkeys that are heavy drinkers make better leaders, respected by the other monkeys.
I'm already spending money I don't have, I might as well be friendly about it.
Drink, drank, drunk. Not a grammar lesson, a progression.
Don't fly dry.