Here's to you and yours
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!
I used to know a clever toast,
But now I cannot think it,
So fill your glass to anything,
And damn your souls, I'll drink it!
Here's to the bee that stung the bull and started the bull to buckin'
Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve and started the world to FU%&!n'
Tres cervezas satisfacen y un tiro algo que usted odia
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."