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Postby massivedrunk » Tue Jun 17, 2003 11:54 am

I gotta say caddyshack,or GI joe the movie, niether are drinking movies per say but still pretty damn fun.
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Postby massivedrunk » Tue Jun 17, 2003 12:00 pm

divorcing jack, its an Irish film that absolutely rules.
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Wed Jun 18, 2003 8:13 am

strange brew is definately the best drinking movie but is closely followed by the original drunken master with jackie chan. the new version was entertaining, but just not as funny...... or entertaining..... or even very good i guess. the second one sucked
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Postby Combat Rock » Wed Jun 18, 2003 8:35 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:strange brew is definately the best drinking movie but is closely followed by the original drunken master with jackie chan. the new version was entertaining, but just not as funny...... or entertaining..... or even very good i guess. the second one sucked


Oh shit, how could I forget that?!?!?! I'm gonna check that out of the library toninght!

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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Wed Jun 18, 2003 8:45 am

combat rock, are you a fan of shitty movies? cuz i have one hell of a collection of bad movies. check out hollywood chainsaw hookers. i promise you won't be disappointed.
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Postby zin » Tue Jun 24, 2003 5:36 pm

Yeah, animal house is a classic, I love that.
Also, Big Lebowski, not just for the amounts of alcohol, it's an amazing movie, I laugh my ass of every time I see it
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Postby Combat Rock » Wed Jun 25, 2003 7:39 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:combat rock, are you a fan of shitty movies? cuz i have one hell of a collection of bad movies. check out hollywood chainsaw hookers. i promise you won't be disappointed.


Yep, I saw that one last year and it rules!!!!
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Thu Jun 26, 2003 7:47 pm

if you ever find a movie called "eaten alive-mangiatti vivi", rent it or buy it or whatever. great flick with cannabilism, sex, cannibals eating schlong soup with a great cult/drug induced cultim plot to mix. good shit.

i owned hollywood chainsaw hookers until i loaned it to a girl i worked with. whoops! it ended up broke in half. women just have no appreciation.
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Postby Oggar » Fri Jun 27, 2003 12:51 am

The worst movie ever made is called "Disconected" you will most likely never find it anywhere though I found it in a bin somewhere for $2.99 new! I really can't descibe what it's about but there's a serial killer. It's really an instructional on how not to make a movie.
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Postby zin » Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:35 am

Check out this one if you want to see a really bad movie
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0199481
worst I ever saw
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:23 pm

i bought a movie out of a bin once i thought would be great. it's called "rebel rouser" and was advertised as a sequel to easy riders and had jack nicholson. being an avid biker i thought it would be great. i love shitty movies but i was never able to finish this one. i can't believe jack allowed his name to be associated with this piece of shit.
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Postby rednek buddha » Sat Jun 28, 2003 3:18 pm

Oh Christ!..They freakin druids movie!...That movie sucked more balls then a crack whore.
The big labowski for sure, and love and a 45 is pretty good to.
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Postby Hugh Janblack » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:54 am

After Hours is a good one - plenty of short story lines and cameos to keep your eyes open, but too stupid to actually take seriously and make you forget to keep drinking.
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Postby massivedrunk » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:56 am

all I gotta say, Baseketball, its stupid enough to keep interesting, funny enough to laugh.
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Postby Joe Twelvepack » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:34 am

For some reason, I think the movie I've seen most while shitfaced is Tank Girl. Seems like every time I'm at someone's house bored and drinking they drag that flick out. Doesn't do the comics justice, but Lori Petty's not half bad eye candy.
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