sounds twice as bad undrunk

[Impish Boozehound]

"The fact that you CAN pick handcuffs instantly has made you twice as sexy for tonight. And now I have to pee!"
- hammer she-drunk buddy

[Impish Boozehound]

"No, the name "fire-crotch" is from the from the swarm of biting ant that live under her skirt"
-a terrifying response to an inquiry about a brunettes nickname at the bar.

[beerkegbilly]

are they fire ants

[Impish Boozehound]

"GODDAMNIT! There's tequila in my asscrack AGAIN!"
-bar patron with a clumsy handed friend behind him, spilling shots.

[JohnnyT]

"GODDAMNIT! There's tequila in my asscrack AGAIN!"
-bar patron with a clumsy handed friend behind him, spilling shots.

I lol'd.

[Impish Boozehound]

"OK, you butter up the asshole, I'm going to go work on the prick."
-Discussion between two waitresses determining which one was going to deal with which patron with less than desireable personalties.

[JohnnyT]

"OK, you butter up the asshole, I'm going to go work on the prick."
-Discussion between two waitresses determining which one was going to deal with which patron with less than desireable personalties.

I think I heard a couple girls say this my last trip to Tijuana.

[Impish Boozehound]

Redbull! It's totally, like a liqure or something!
-drunkest (and dumbest) 18 year old girl In the bar.

[Impish Boozehound]

"We have power tools, microwave transmitters, a rubber sheep, 18 oz of bourbon, two bottle of vodka, at least half a keg left, one golf club, and 400 feet of fiber optic cabling . . . . . . I think we are equipped to unclog the hooka pipe."
-Host at an office party tackling a minor plumbing issue

[Jose Beam]

...Yeah, I get these kinda blisters every time I drink. Don't worry about it.

[davinjee]

lol.:D


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Davin Jee