"Well, it's business drunk, it's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive."
"men need alcohol. first, to hit on women, and later, when married, to tune them out."
Cooter Burger: Hey, we have a meeting with the appropriations committee, like, now.
Jack Donaghy: Oh no. I'm not prepared.
Cooter Burger: I know. I'm not drunk either, but we'll manage.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."