Nicest Thing Someone Has Done For You While You Were Drunk

[greasetrap]

Back in high school I'd always go out drinking with my best friends, a set of twins, Stephen and Wayne. Now Stephen is an excellent drinker, probably not much compared to most of the people around this place, but well above a "healthy" person's standards. That night he declined to go out with me and Wayne because he had a 6:00am flight the next morning. So we go drink where high schoolers drink (in the playground at an elementary school), kill a fifth of Lord Calvert's and some beers and then go back to Stephen and Wayne's room. I pull out a sleeping back and am sound asleep when I wake up to puke. I had gotten drunker as the night wore on and awoke spraying vomit onto the floor. Worse, I was too drunk to comprehend my situation and went back to sleep in a pile of my own puke. Stephen, roused from his slumber, proceeded to drag my limp body away from the pile of vomit I had deposited on his floor and to clean it all up from the floor as well as wiping it off of my face some time around 3:00am. That, my friends, is true friendship.

[swill]

i have to say that the nicest part of this act of compassion is that he didn't put you down for it. cheers

[Steve]

A friend recently went traipsing the streets in the early hours of the morning, even though it was snowing heavily, looking for me after I'd got drunkenly lost. She was paranoid I'd collapse or fall asleep and die in the snow, so went out to find me.

[bluebottle]

i had a guy give me a sweatshirt to keep me warm as i was huddled and shivering on a parking lot island too drunk to move. it was bright yellow, and i wear it whenever i got cold. didn't know him, but a magnificently gracious act.

[Slackjawd]

A cop once discovered me staggering home from the local, weaving into the street. He picked me up, ran my ID, saw my two prior DWI's, and thanked me for walking. Then he gave me a ride home. Coolest cop ever. He was a Minneapolis cop, so I figure he was out fighting real crime, unlike the suburban dicks who harass low-lives like me.

[fizzmaster]

More than a few girls have had sex with me while I was drunk. That's nice!

[steved2112]

I was kinda drunk when my then future wife asked me out. Kinda screwed up my plan to die a bittler lonely old man.

[daphne]

That selfish hussy. (ha!) The nicest thing anyone did for me while drunk was, believe it or not, an Amway experience. I had a friend/co-worker who sold Amway. One night while we were hanging out after one of his uppers gave "the plan", we went to the border of Ohio-PA. I got faced royal. I ended up in his tiny apartment, sad, drunk, and bemoaning a recent romance. He covered me up with a blanket, stroked my hair, and held me until I went to sleep on his lap. I woke up to coffee, sunshine, and a friendly face.

Nice.

[Bundy]

That selfish hussy. (ha!) The nicest thing anyone did for me while drunk was, believe it or not, an Amway experience. I had a friend/co-worker who sold Amway. One night while we were hanging out after one of his uppers gave "the plan", we went to the border of Ohio-PA. I got faced royal. I ended up in his tiny apartment, sad, drunk, and bemoaning a recent romance. He covered me up with a blanket, stroked my hair, and held me until I went to sleep on his lap. I woke up to coffee, sunshine, and a friendly face.

Nice.

Amway is the new Hari Krishna.........

[cannon1013]

A long time ago......thinking back to about 1983ish....late February and cold as hell. Myself and a buddy named Lee were off on a major bender. We started in Peabody, MA and had torn through Lynn and Revere and were now in the Cloud Nine at Logan Airport in Boston. We both had a ton of money on us having just finished a large cash job for a contractor we both worked for at times and we'd both just gotten tax returns. Between the both off us we had about 4-5 grand on us.

Anyway..while at the Cloud Nine we decided were were going to head south..anywhere warm. We went up to a ticket counter and bout 2 tickets to Bermuda leaving at a bout 5am the next morning.

On the plane ride down we found ourselves sitting next to this guy. His name was Harry Charles. He lived on Lusher Lane, Random Hill, South Hamilton. (I have been blessed with a near photographic memories for people and places despite all the booze I've sucked up). Anyway..we told Harry our intent was to hang out..drink..sleep on the beach and just have fun. He then told us that once we got to Bermuda...they saw we had no luggage..and no pace to stay..they'd turn us around and put on on the next flight back. We freaked out. harry said..look...don't worry..you can list me as your destination.

We..this kind of eased things through customs until they asked Lee to remove his boots and they found a couple of joints. Now the custom dude..an Inspector Ian Coyles told us we were heading back. Well..we whined..Harry whinced for us and the inspector said..allright..you can spent a few dys..but it'll be in the custody of Harry.

The short story..Harry and his wife put us up for 3 days..let us eat and drink at their place...hooked us up with moped rentals and generally let us have the time we set out to. inspector Coyles was also pretty cool.

I actually stayed in touch with them all for a long time after that weekend.
Anyway.....that was my nicest thing for a coupla drunks story. Hats off to Harry Charles, his wife Becca and Inspector Ian Coyles.

[spoonturtle37]

I think that the nicest thing someone has done for me while I was drunk was buy me my next drink.

[Booz Hound]

I went to a local brewery to see a show and got wrecked. On my way home (six blocks away) I decided that walking down the middle of the street and passing out for a time in every inter-section would be a grand idea. The nicest thing anyone’s done was to not run me over. Thanks to anyone on the road who swerved around my drunken ass.

[peetie44]

Anyway.....that was my nicest thing for a coupla drunks story. Hats off to Harry Charles, his wife Becca and Inspector Ian Coyles.

cannon1013,

Man, that's a GREAT story!

I guesss the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me while I was drunk was simply putting up with me. And it's happened many times.

[Mayhem]

My future wife at the time held my wang so that I could pee in the toilet 2 new year's eve's ago.

[peetie44]

My future wife at the time held my wang so that I could pee in the toilet 2 new year's eve's ago.

"future wife at the time"...hmmmm, that's quite a matrimonialogical perplexisity of a sort of vision you have injected into things...

I believe you, sir, to be a drunkard.