Driving While Intoxicated

[JimLahey]

It's been a few years since I drove drunk... this is not a good thing. Drunk driving with good music, fucking great. I don't want to hear your politically correct BS, the only reason I stopped is because I don't want a DUI on my record. I was a perfect blackout drunk driver. And I drove plenty of other drunks to their destinations.

[Surreal]

pls do not drink and drive

yep.

new guy buys. i'll have a sidecar, thanks.

Can we just pause here and admire the multiple levels of humor the Wingman just unleashed?

This post is brought to you by the fine folks at Jim Beam bourbon.

[Wingman]

Can we just pause here and admire the multiple levels of humor the Wingman just unleashed?

This post is brought to you by the fine folks at Jim Beam bourbon.

high praise, coming from you. you had that devil's cut, yet? let's have some. cheers!

[LWTCS]

you had that devil's cut, yet? let's have some. cheers!

Yiars, wondering what that is all about too.
Hard tuh spend money on sumpin that,,,in my circle,,,,,does not have a flattering,,,,,,well er,,,name....

Interested no matter though.

[Chimneyfish]

pls do not drink and drive

Get a load of this wuss

[Wingman]

you had that devil's cut, yet? let's have some. cheers!

Yiars, wondering what that is all about too.
Hard tuh spend money on sumpin that,,,in my circle,,,,,does not have a flattering,,,,,,well er,,,name....

Interested no matter though.

sounds like you need a new circle, if they're preventing you from trying a product based on the name. y'all got something against cuts?

it's decent. better than jim black, i.m.o., not as good as knob creek. don't put ice in it; it flattens it to blandness. i just saw knob creek single barrel in the candy store this weekend...looking forward to that, when i can afford it.

[LWTCS]

sounds like you need a new circle, if they're preventing you from trying a product based on the name.

Naw, jes skeptical about marketing gimmicks...Folks in my circle pretty savy really......Evaluate from the bottom up rather than the top down.....

y'all got something against cuts?

Cuts my good man,, is the name of the game..

Cracked a 750 of 1792 Ridgemont Reserve recently.....Not bad. Not as smooth as Four Roses. Wish it had a longer finish

[Lucky]

Few years back.
I drove little over 30km of highway and some kms of littleroads in state of not-even-really-cant-walk.
I really dont remember other than getting in onramp and pressing gas pedal to floor for good few minutes and steering clumsily... Stupid german cars are limited to 250kmh/155mph from factory.

I get goosebumps just for thinking of that. Scary I tells ya.

[Mr. Viking]

I did once, I was at a party, and I think I had only been driving a month or two, but some friends needed picked up from work later on. I simply made sure to stick to a couple of cans of beer and a whisky or two and ate plenty of food. Didn't have any trouble, though I certainly wasn't properly drunk

[Bur]

I did once, I was at a party, and I think I had only been driving a month or two, but some friends needed picked up from work later on. I simply made sure to stick to a couple of cans of beer and a whisky or two and ate plenty of food. Didn't have any trouble, though I certainly wasn't properly drunk

Think of the goddamn children!

[Jose Beam]

Smashed a beautiful 1970 Chevy pick-up into a highway divider about 10 years ago. The funny thing is all DUI charges were later dropped and I have no idea why (blew a .23). I did have to pay for those stupid, yellow barrels, though. But hey, that beats thousands of dollars in fines and mandatory AA meetings.
In retrospect I blame the (now ex) wife for repeated sad and schmoozy calls that night when she knew I was imbibing with my brothers and always crashed on the floor.

[marie86]

I've drove after having a few a few times, would of been over the drink drive limit. Only short distance and managed it fine. Thats not saying I'll be fine every time I know. I really think the test for drink driving should be more of a reaction test than breath test as they say alcohol slows reactions which I do believe but a breath test does not mean anything. 2 pints is around the limit I believe I've had 2 pints and felt quite drunk before and another time had 2 pints and felt nothing it depends what you eat before. A reaction test would be more accurate I think.

Obviously these idiots that drink and drive that end up killing people are stupid for driving but not everyone who drives when over the limit is the same.

[Mr Boozificator]

I've drove after having a few a few times, would of been over the drink drive limit. Only short distance and managed it fine. Thats not saying I'll be fine every time I know. I really think the test for drink driving should be more of a reaction test than breath test as they say alcohol slows reactions which I do believe but a breath test does not mean anything. 2 pints is around the limit I believe I've had 2 pints and felt quite drunk before and another time had 2 pints and felt nothing it depends what you eat before. A reaction test would be more accurate I think.

Obviously these idiots that drink and drive that end up killing people are stupid for driving but not everyone who drives when over the limit is the same.

I want that kind of pint.

[greygoose]

I drive drunk almost all the time,

then you're a fucking dumbass, if it hasn't been iterated through 7 pages.

[bigLee]

I woke up in the drivers seat, keys in ignition and radio blaring next to a passenger seat full of half eaten mickey d's. Black out before that.

Don't say you haven't done it when you have. But at the same time, don't take the keys if you're getting sideways... could end up driving through someones living room instead of a 24 hour drive-thru.