I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

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Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

Postby Bur » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:20 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I'm too damn pretty to be smashing my face into shit.


Life is easier when you are ugly. Fact.
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Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

Postby Wingman » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:44 pm

Bur wrote:Life is easier when you are ugly. Fact.


maybe simpler....
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

Postby Bur » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:47 pm

Wingman wrote:
Bur wrote:Life is easier when you are ugly. Fact.


maybe simpler....


Obviously
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Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

Postby Fast Cast » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:49 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I'm too damn pretty to be smashing my face into shit.


So that's why you use sit on it...
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

Postby Mallory Knox » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:51 am

Sure?
ivan wrote:Bring it! You foe me, and I'll make brilliant posts that you won't see!
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