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by Bur » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:20 pm
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I'm too damn pretty to be smashing my face into shit.
Life is easier when you are ugly. Fact.
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by Wingman » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:44 pm
Bur wrote:Life is easier when you are ugly. Fact.
maybe simpler....
Stupid should hurt.
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by Bur » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:47 pm
Wingman wrote:Bur wrote:Life is easier when you are ugly. Fact.
maybe simpler....
Obviously
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by Fast Cast » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:49 pm
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I'm too damn pretty to be smashing my face into shit.
So
that's why you use sit on it...
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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by Mallory Knox » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:51 am
Sure?
ivan wrote:Bring it! You foe me, and I'll make brilliant posts that you won't see!
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