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The Ecto Cooler

Postby contempt4gravy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:39 pm

This is the kind of drink you buy for the chick you're trying to convince to go home with you, but once you taste it and absorb it's powers, you'll order one for yourself:

The Ecto Cooler

4oz Absolut Mandrin (or other orange-flavored vodka)
2oz Midori (or other melon-flavored liqueur)
Sour mix
Tonic water
Ice
12oz beer glass

Fill your glass 3/4 full of ice cubes, drop in the cumulative 6oz of booze, and cover with equal amounts of tonic and sour. Stir a bit and garnish with whatever fruit will help get that cute girl into the cab with you. Despite it's demure, green appearance, this cocktail packs a wallop. It won't be cheap - I've paid as much as $9 for one of these in a bar - but it does the trick. It also looks awesome and tastes fantastic. I have never ordered one of these and offered a sip to someone else that didn't result in at least one of them immediately ordering an Ecto for themselves.
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Re: The Ecto Cooler

Postby PFrank » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:32 pm

contempt4gravy wrote:This is the kind of drink you buy for the chick you're trying to convince to go home with you


Consarn it. Marriage puts a very big crimp on these adventures.
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Re: The Ecto Cooler

Postby contempt4gravy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:56 pm

I don't see why it wouldn't work on wives, too.
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Re: The Ecto Cooler

Postby JimLahey » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:28 pm

Dayum! Now that's just the type of being an asshole drink I was lookin for!
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Re: The Ecto Cooler

Postby Jose Beam » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:21 pm

contempt4gravy wrote:I don't see why it wouldn't work on wives, too.

Why would anyone ever want to go home with their wife?
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Re: The Ecto Cooler

Postby Crystal » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:14 pm

Jose Beam wrote:
contempt4gravy wrote:I don't see why it wouldn't work on wives, too.

Why would anyone ever want to go home with their wife?

HA!

The Ecto Cooler sounds pretty yummy, but very sweet. You'd really have to be in the mood for one.
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Re: The Ecto Cooler

Postby Jollyroger1210 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:36 am

This is also the type of drink you make in a punchbowl for a party full of chicks you'd love to take home, except they're already there. Of course, there's only one girl i'd let do that.


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Re: The Ecto Cooler

Postby tdcwillies » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:29 pm

Kinda hoped there would be some Stay Puft flaming marshmallows on top.

But that would be counter-productive to a BJ later on if she tried to drink it...
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