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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Swede » Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:42 am

I've given Bloody Mary two attempts.

I searched the Internet for a recipe and pretty much just picked one from a site that I thought was respectable. I wanted to try one at least one so that I could relate to the drink when spoken of.

It was beyond horrible. I don't waste liquor but I had to pour this one in the sink. If I had forced that down the chute the evening would have been ruined.

Yet, since there are as many recipes for a Bloody Mary as there are search hits on the name on Google I figured that it must have been a bad recipe and that there is no way that a well made Bloody Mary was supposed to taste like that so I searched for another recipe and gave it a second chance.

This time it was much better than the first time. Also I skipped the celery, I just don't understand home someone would want to chew on one of those. It was pretty much drinkable but half way down the glass the taste became really objectionable so 1/2 went into the sink.

I still don't think that a good Bloody Mary is supposed to be like that. Also just like a simple Screwdriver the success lies in what orange juice you are using. The orange juice makes the Screwdriver, ranging anywhere from excellent to absolutely horrible. Bad/inappropriate tomato juice must make an equally bad Bloody Mary.

I would still like to have one at a bar, made by someone who knows how to make the perfect Bloody Mary and have perfected his own recipe throughout the years.

At the same the following scares me...

treetop wrote:i worked as a bartender for years and have made many bloody's to much acclaim. i've never had one myself though. i've never had beer and clamato either.


Of course, you can follow recipes blindly as long as you have the right brands of ingredients and still get it right on behalf of someone else's experience.

With that said, if anyone has a good recipe to share, please do.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Swede » Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:53 am

Then again, maybe it never was supposed to taste well.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby coqui_chris » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:16 am

peetie44 wrote:If I have a BM, I want plenty of black pepper and Tabasco (or other pepper sauce)...and I'll take the Clamato juice if I can get it. Best hair-of-the-dog, morning-after cocktail, IMHO.


Spicy foods tend to spell a firey disaster for me when it comes time to take a BM
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby coqui_chris » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:37 am

frankennietzsche wrote:
waahoohah wrote:Biscuits. Garvy.



Got to love the biscuits and Garvy.


Is that soul food with a Pan African emphasis?
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Mr Boozificator » Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:52 pm

Swede wrote:I've given Bloody Mary two attempts.

I searched the Internet for a recipe and pretty much just picked one from a site that I thought was respectable. I wanted to try one at least one so that I could relate to the drink when spoken of.

It was beyond horrible. I don't waste liquor but I had to pour this one in the sink. If I had forced that down the chute the evening would have been ruined.

Yet, since there are as many recipes for a Bloody Mary as there are search hits on the name on Google I figured that it must have been a bad recipe and that there is no way that a well made Bloody Mary was supposed to taste like that so I searched for another recipe and gave it a second chance.

This time it was much better than the first time. Also I skipped the celery, I just don't understand home someone would want to chew on one of those. It was pretty much drinkable but half way down the glass the taste became really objectionable so 1/2 went into the sink.

I still don't think that a good Bloody Mary is supposed to be like that. Also just like a simple Screwdriver the success lies in what orange juice you are using. The orange juice makes the Screwdriver, ranging anywhere from excellent to absolutely horrible. Bad/inappropriate tomato juice must make an equally bad Bloody Mary.

I would still like to have one at a bar, made by someone who knows how to make the perfect Bloody Mary and have perfected his own recipe throughout the years.

At the same the following scares me...

treetop wrote:i worked as a bartender for years and have made many bloody's to much acclaim. i've never had one myself though. i've never had beer and clamato either.


Of course, you can follow recipes blindly as long as you have the right brands of ingredients and still get it right on behalf of someone else's experience.

With that said, if anyone has a good recipe to share, please do.

Taste is by definition subjective. Now, my Scandinavian friend, here is what I have to say: Bloody Mary according to my heart is made so: Vodka, Tomato juice (no clamatto, whatever my ass), celeri SALT (not the vegetable, but the salt flavoured with it), tabasco and a pinch of soft paprika.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Smatter Noguts » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:04 pm

O.K., I'll try that recipe.

Clamato with Dill sauce and a bacon swizzle still make the vodka talk; some horseradish mixes with black pepper stand up as well.

My late uncle's recipe was 3 parts vodka, 1 part tomato juice and let the booze bring the burn.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Cliffie S. Bockerson » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:35 pm

treetop wrote:
Ptflea2 wrote:"Brad Wesley" drank one in Road House as he tried to recruit "Dalton" while his black-eyed, playboy model girl friend did arobics in the living room.

brad wesley was a lousy employer and kind of a douche.


...and as a driver, completely oblivious to the safety of fellow motorists.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Cliffie S. Bockerson » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:35 pm

Smatter Noguts wrote:O.K., I'll try that recipe.

Clamato with Dill sauce and a bacon swizzle still make the vodka talk; some horseradish mixes with black pepper stand up as well.

My late uncle's recipe was 3 parts vodka, 1 part tomato juice and let the booze bring the burn.


I used a mix.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Screwball » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:01 pm

A Garvy Mary sounds mighty nice right now.


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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby treetop » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:04 pm

Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:
treetop wrote:
Ptflea2 wrote:"Brad Wesley" drank one in Road House as he tried to recruit "Dalton" while his black-eyed, playboy model girl friend did arobics in the living room.

brad wesley was a lousy employer and kind of a douche.


...and as a driver, completely oblivious to the safety of fellow motorists.

disrespectful towards small enterprise as well.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby treetop » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:10 pm

Swede wrote:



With that said, if anyone has a good recipe to share, please do.

here's what i used to do:
tall glass filled with large cube ice
about halfway with decent quality vodka
a few dashes each of tabasco and worchestershire
teaspoon of horseradish
couple dashes of celery salt
top with tomato juice
shakeshakeshake
crack a little fresh black pepper on top and garnish with a leafy celery stalk
some people liked a little lemon juice so i'd usually serve it with a wedge on the side.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby frankennietzsche » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:19 pm

One of the official unofficial events for Derby is a bloody mary contest. A lot of the places use V8.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Swede » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:14 am

Mr Boozificator wrote:Now, taste is only what it is and no one in this world or the other can decide for you if you like it or not.

Absolutely, and it most certainly does have an acquired taste.

It's just one of those things I would like to like. I don't really like tomato juice so I suppose it's a lost cause. Although, with force you do learn to like acquired tastes. I hates olives but when I started having Dry Martinis I forced myself to have olives with them and now i like olives. Same thing goes for coffee I suppose, although I haven't forced myself to drink coffee yet and I suppose I never will. Not drinking coffee really is a social handicap.

Also, drinking recipes tend to be lean on the booze, at least for my taste, so "watering it down" with more vodka would perhaps do the trick. Will try that this weekend! :)

Unrelated fact: I have a 50 cl bottle with premixed gin & tonic in the fridge at work that's just asking to be had before the end of the work day.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby JimLahey » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:25 am

Olives are fucking beautiful. Only the green ones though. I'm an olive racist.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Ptflea2 » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:30 pm

...and as a driver, completely oblivious to the safety of fellow motorists.[/quote]
disrespectful towards small enterprise as well.[/quote]


kept his taxidermist busy though.
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