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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby BBoozer » Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:26 am

The guy on the right is clearly drinking diet coke. Sissie.
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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby coqui_chris » Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:57 am

BBoozer wrote:The guy on the right is clearly drinking diet coke. Sissie.


Look, I know that the aforementioned picture of fruit slices is rather fruity indeed, and that in the background the snacks are clearly poured into a bowl as opposed to say being eaten directly from the bag and that the Venetian blinds are wiped clean and white and there are no noticeable cobwebs above the window in the corners ...

But I can assure you that the drink-in-hand is chock full of booze
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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby peetie44 » Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:21 am

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Don't fuck with the Wongs.


If I'm right about this, then everyone else must be Wong.
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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby Judge » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:14 pm

Now you piss off Mr. Wong, he's gonna call Ms Pam:

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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby JohnnyT » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:28 pm

You wanna fuck on me?



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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby PFrank » Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:09 pm

JohnnyT wrote:Image


Or this guy.


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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby beerkegbilly » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:13 pm

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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby Cliffie S. Bockerson » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:22 pm

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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby Savage » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:58 am

Speaking of Nixon, I hear he was renowned for his killer daiquiris. I want recipe now, while the rum is still here.
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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby Surreal » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:52 am

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Don't fuck with the Wongs.


Two Wongs don't make a right.

Especially if one of the Wongs is a Dirty Wouie Wong, then it's weally, weally wong.
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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby Mr Boozificator » Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:48 am

Surreal wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Don't fuck with the Wongs.


Two Wongs don't make a right.

Especially if one of the Wongs is a Dirty Wouie Wong, then it's weally, weally wong.

I've heard they're just a bunch of wongers.
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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby peetie44 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:01 am

The best piano tuner I ever had was a gentleman by the name of Wong Kee...no, seriously...this dude could tune a piano...however, he couldn't tuna fish.
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Re: dont fuck with these guys

Postby Wingman » Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:39 pm

i beat you each apart! i'll take you both together!
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Re: dont fuck with these guys

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