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Wilderness Drinking

Postby GinSoakedGirl » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:39 pm

Drinking some beers watching Ray Mears. Poetry in potion.

I want to go camping now.
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby Smatter Noguts » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:46 pm

The best way to imbibe. It's why I sruggle to maintain a cabin in the woods beyond laws and peoples. It's why I'm going to Boundry Waters with a jug of bum vodka and acanteen of Quarter cask Laphroig.
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby JimLahey » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:57 pm

I love drinking outside! And inside... but anyways, in Canada when we go camping that's when some of the hardest drinking goes on. I'm surprised I didn't die in a forest fire, the friends I go camping with start fires with gasoline and we've had a few accidents and lit a few trees on fire.
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby Wingman » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:59 pm

now a nice cabin i can see, but to actually pretend you're homeless...i don't really get camping.

you guys reckon the backspace key is more used than the ess key on this site? me, too.
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby JimLahey » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:20 pm

Wingman wrote:now a nice cabin i can see, but to actually pretend you're homeless...i don't really get camping.

you guys reckon the backspace key is more used than the ess key on this site? me, too.


Come to think of it, I'd rather spend time in a cabin, but a tent is less expensive. Ever get it on in a tent? Neither did I.
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby Smatter Noguts » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:41 pm

The cabin is nice, but to get way way back where the wild things are you gotta bring your own roof.

I'm too old for it now, but when young the week long canoe trip to the edge was a wonderful thing.

Dope packs a lot lighter than booze.
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby beerkegbilly » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:14 pm

You got to good .When I go camping I sleep outside and eat steak on a stick .
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby Wingman » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:58 am

JimLahey wrote:Ever get it on in a tent?


of course! i'm not nocking camping without having tried it. that was probably my favorite camping trip, actually...the second night, we said "screw this," and got a hotel room.

Smatter Noguts wrote:Dope packs a lot lighter than booze.


well, there's my problem....
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby Mr Boozificator » Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:34 am

I have been "camping" professionally so often that every time I'm given the choice between a nice bed with an anti mosquito device and a night under the stars, well, I tend to pick the comfy bed. Same goes for sex.
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby GinSoakedGirl » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:21 am

Well I love camping and, er, 'wild intimacy'. Can't wait to go camping during the holidays!
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby Mr Boozificator » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:57 am

GinSoakedGirl wrote:Well I love camping and, er, 'wild intimacy'. Can't wait to go camping during the holidays!

Listen, we're simple folks here, we don't want to hear your sophisticated British stuff with beasts or goats in it.






Awwwh come on, that was just to tantalizing a joke...
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby Wingman » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:22 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:I have been "camping" professionally so often that every time I'm given the choice between a nice bed with an anti mosquito device and a night under the stars, well, I tend to pick the comfy bed. Same goes for sex.


wait, what...?
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby WolfOfTheWest » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:00 am

2 pints rum + 2 pints gin + elephants + Thai mountains near Chiang Mai.

I recently solved this equation. It was proved to be an epic night in the wilderness!!
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby JohnnyT » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:49 am

I know how to pitch a tent.
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Re: Wilderness Drinking

Postby Patchez » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:15 pm

Wingman wrote:now a nice cabin i can see, but to actually pretend you're homeless...i don't really get camping.

you guys reckon the backspace key is more used than the ess key on this site? me, too.


I'm headed to my cabin for the Fourth of July festivities. I will post my wilderness pics in this thread upon my return.
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