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Distilleries Sued over Whiskey Fungus

Postby frankennietzsche » Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:31 pm

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Re: Distilleries Sued over Whiskey Fungus

Postby Wingman » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:05 am

i would totally eat whiskey fungus. or smoke it, or whatever you do with it.
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Re: Distilleries Sued over Whiskey Fungus

Postby Jollyroger1210 » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:15 am

I believe it's a suppository.
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Re: Distilleries Sued over Whiskey Fungus

Postby Wingman » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:37 am

so, no fungus breath. bonus.
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Re: Distilleries Sued over Whiskey Fungus

Postby beerkegbilly » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:30 pm

The town folk needs to crying about we need are damn whiskey.
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Re: Distilleries Sued over Whiskey Fungus

Postby frankennietzsche » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:13 pm

There's already one group suing Louisville Gas & Electric over hazardous waste storage, as they should be- that one isn't a "you burn coal" lawsuit, it has to do with coal ash mounds in neighborhoods. They already got the Diocese and big tobacco. This is the Commonwealth, so there are ongoing suits against Big Coal, as there should be, but those will go nowhere.
The thing is, these distilleries are ancient, in Louisville terms. They haven't changed much since they were built. The class action lawsuit guys are running out of targets, so they dreamed this one up.
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