For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple seconds

[Savage]

I don't understand. So, I have to continually spray this into my mouth for what, an hour or two?
Sounds tiring. I'd prefer to tilt the bottle a few times.

[Chimneyfish]

It sounds like you have to spray it a thousand times for the equivalent of one drink, and stopping for any more than a couple seconds will completely undrunken you up again. Can't see why it wouldn't catch on.

[Savage]

It just really sounds dumb

[ThirstyDrunk]

I read in this book about aliens that couldn't survive in outr atmosphere and they didnt have space suits but they had these things that kept them in a gaseous mist and they could walk around and shit. Thats what i want to come from this alca spray shit. I would get a thng that kept me in the alcohol mist all the time. and mine would go up to eleven.

[Mr Boozificator]

I read in this book about aliens that couldn't survive in outr atmosphere and they didnt have space suits but they had these things that kept them in a gaseous mist and they could walk around and shit. Thats what i want to come from this alca spray shit. I would get a thng that kept me in the alcohol mist all the time. and mine would go up to eleven.

Okayyy, now take a good look at your av.......... Done? YOU ARE THE ONE INVENTING STUFF, YOU LAZY ASS, HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T CREATED THAT YET TO ENSURE MY WORLD DOMINATION?
Maaaan!

[Wingman]

"the idea, without the effect."

yep.

[Patchez]

Unless Thirsty comes up with the self contained unsober breathing apparatus , or SCUBA for short, I ain't buying it.

[Lush30]

Errr sadly no! I for one like getting drunk over time. No fucking way could that shit work...if it does then I'm Minnie Mouse

[One for the Frog]

This is just stupid. Whichever mad scientist invented it chose to do it the wrong way. I could use one which works the other way around.
Were you drinking? Me? (sssst...) Not. Smell my breath. I can even walk this (sssss...) line. Just look. Now back to work.