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Ever had a bad day?

Postby ScurvyDog » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:13 pm

Ever had a bad day? Yesterday I find out I owe the IRS $3683... Then today I cut my head shaving it...(I'm bald). Then my Am-staff killed my moms cat (the cat was old and slow). I do have 4 limes, I can make 8 gin rickeys.
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby Mr Boozificator » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:58 pm

Sorry pal. Enjoy the Rickeys, negotiate with the IRS and then find a new cat for your mom would be my advice.
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby beerkegbilly » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:29 pm

I had bad week too this week My wife play joke on me that she was going straight edge and leaving me with the kids.

It lasted for a week I slept on the couch She cleared the bank account,and for sale was on the my ss camaro

All cause I was over my mom house and my brother in law was some bum as for him I told the bum he was in the house but he
was upstairs so the guy walked and didn't knocked in by doing he scared my mom.

So how is this
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:56 pm

I got a speeding ticket Monday morning on the way to work.
Other than that I wish I could understand all of Beerkegbillys story.
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby frankennietzsche » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:09 pm

Yeah, well somebody poo-messed the men's room toilet at work and those Eye-talian meat-ah balls-ah were doing a number on me.
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby Savage » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:27 pm

Oh poor baby. I felt sorry for us on accounta owing those IRS bastards 2500 bucks. Drink up. The tab's on me.
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby JimLahey » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:03 am

beerkegbilly wrote:I had bad week too this week My wife play joke on me that she was going straight edge and leaving me with the kids.

It lasted for a week I slept on the couch She cleared the bank account,and for sale was on the my ss camaro

All cause I was over my mom house and my brother in law was some bum as for him I told the bum he was in the house but he
was upstairs so the guy walked and didn't knocked in by doing he scared my mom.

So how is this


Hahaha, what?
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby BBoozer » Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:58 am

JimLahey wrote:
beerkegbilly wrote:I had bad week too this week My wife play joke on me that she was going straight edge and leaving me with the kids.

It lasted for a week I slept on the couch She cleared the bank account,and for sale was on the my ss camaro

All cause I was over my mom house and my brother in law was some bum as for him I told the bum he was in the house but he
was upstairs so the guy walked and didn't knocked in by doing he scared my mom.

So how is this


Hahaha, what?


Clearly, beerkegbilly turned into a bot. Maybe google translate can help.
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby coqui_chris » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:47 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:I got a speeding ticket Monday morning on the way to work.
Other than that I wish I could understand all of Beerkegbillys story.


He's selling a Camaro
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby beerkegbilly » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:34 pm

Nope it's was a joke
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby Judge » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:03 pm

In my world the good days in a month can be counted on the fingers of the left hand. The right hand is too busy being a shaking fist or pistoning a few dozen beers a night into my gullet.
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby Jiggers McCoy » Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:57 pm

ScurvyDog wrote:I do have 4 limes, I can make 8 gin rickeys.


I just do 1/4 of a lime in my Rickeys, so now you can have 16! Just fill up the empty space with more gin, it'll be ok.
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby treetop » Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:49 am

i feel you, brother. on the 17th, i mailed out two checks for 7k (fed) and 1.5k(state). yesterday i took the dog&cat to the vet for their yearlies and coughed up another 600 including seasonal meds. i currently own a total of eleven dollars. that is not a joke or made up number, eleven dollars. fortunately, i've got a full fridge and liquor cabinet. i will make it until payday. put your head down and go forward.
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby Freddie AppsHero » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:35 am

Hung out with a chick who I slept with and have feelings for, she replaced me with a vastly superior male specimen, trying and failing to pretend that I'm cool with it.

I am currently drinking all the booze.
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Re: Ever had a bad day?

Postby peetie44 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:31 am

Feel your pain, bro. I've had a few IRS $urprises myself over the years.

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