Gray Pubic Hair

[Aloysius82]

Remember that part in Forrest Gump where Lt. Dan tells Forrest about changing his socks and how important his feet are? How come there's never any talk about keeping your balls clean?
It's been my experience that that area chafes a lot more if you don't keep it dry and groomed. My feet are like rocks at this point, I can go for a jog barefoot and it doesn't bother me.
But if I don't have a fresh dose of ball powder for my good old Tom, Dick, & Harry, I'd be up shit creek without a penis...

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

You got long balls, Larry.

[Bounced]

Two weeks later, I've decided to embrace my graying and all that comes with it. Better to age gracefully than to give into denial. Don Draper may get some of the chicks, but Roger Sterling cleans house on all of the sexually-educated ladies. This was my Rubicon, and I crossed it, proudly.

[Savage]

Seriously, I miss the Brazilian steak house more than you can imagine. Beef and rabbit on the same skewer? Be still my heart.
Give me some good meat, and a goblet of red wine, and I'll shut up and enjoy. (and, speaking of shutting up, could you keep your tales of your graying pubes to yourself?)

[The Limey]

If one was to pluck a greying pube, would two sprout up in it's place?

Someone out there may just find this information useful.

[Savage]

I can't believe I am still awake. No grey pubes, thank you very much for asking. Oh, I can't go to sleep yet; there's still some undrunk bourbon. A woman's work is never done, alas.

[coqui_chris]

George Clooney gets more ass than Tim Tebow

[Wingman]

George Clooney gets more ass than Tim Tebow

and i get more ass than a bus seat. well, i used to...before the grey hairs. on my head. coincidence, i reckon.

[frankennietzsche]

Don't put the Veet for men down there.

[Bur]

Remember that part in Forrest Gump where Lt. Dan tells Forrest about changing his socks and how important his feet are? How come there's never any talk about keeping your balls clean?
It's been my experience that that area chafes a lot more if you don't keep it dry and groomed. My feet are like rocks at this point, I can go for a jog barefoot and it doesn't bother me.
But if I don't have a fresh dose of ball powder for my good old Tom, Dick, & Harry, I'd be up shit creek without a penis...

So you march with your balls?

[frankennietzsche]

Everyone knows that you march with your stomach

[Savage]

Seriously, are they going to turn grey? Oh shit. Now I have something else icky to look forward to. Thanks so much. Well, at least my boobalettes are so small that they'll never hit my hipbones. Some conselation, ehh?

[Savage]

yeah, i think i misspelled. so what?

[JimLahey]

Maybe they'll turn white.

[The Limey]

Maybe they'll turn white.

And spread over your whole body ...