Gray Pubic Hair

by **Wingman** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:18 pm

Rooster wrote:Wife took me to the Brazilian steakhouse and complained that it was like an overpriced buffet.

shit's only overpriced if you don't eat flesh until you think your stomach will rip open. clearly, she was doing it wrong.

cheers!

by **peetie44** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:08 pm

Rooster wrote:Wife took me to the Brazilian steakhouse and complained that it was like an overpriced buffet. I rather enjoyed it.

Yeunglings tonight. Tomorrow, Hurricanes and Post-Soviet Russia.

One of these birthdays, I'm going to go to the strip club. This one? Nyet.

Just be glad she didn't take you for a Brazilian wax, dude.

by **John Barleycorn** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:11 pm

JimLahey wrote:Uh, wait man what's this about pubic hair?

Yeah dammit! I clicked on this thread expecting gray pube related content and this thread hasn't delivered!

by **salad** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:43 pm

omg back combed gray bush gets me all plump!!!!!

by **JimLahey** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:41 pm

John Barleycorn wrote:
JimLahey wrote:Uh, wait man what's this about pubic hair?

Yeah dammit! I clicked on this thread expecting gray pube related content and this thread hasn't delivered!

False advertisement man!

by **Savage** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:15 am

Ah, we had one of those Brazilian steakhouses, and it was great. My girls liked the cute little waiters in the tight pants, we enjoyed the Samba(?) dancing girl, and the meats, oh my, where else could you get rabbit and salmon and beef and pork and other things which i forget, all on the same plate? The waiters would bring over the skewers of meat, and Tom would go all Homer Simpson, like,
"'More. More" I think the skinny little waiters were amazed that the skinny guy could eat so much meat. I am so sad that they went out of business. It was a carnivore's dream come true.

by **frankennietzsche** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:30 pm

Rooster wrote:II put in my will for them to bury me faced-down

They used to bury witches and sorcerers face down. I don't know if it was so their souls couldn't escape or that if they came back and tried to claw their way out of the grave, they would just dig themselves closer to hell.

by **JohnnyT** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:13 am

i shave my balls.

by **peetie44** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:14 am

JohnnyT wrote:i shave my balls.

The first rule of ball shaving is you don't talk about ball shaving.

by **John Barleycorn** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:21 pm

JohnnyT wrote:i shave my balls.

Someone else shaves my balls

by **JimLahey** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:58 pm

I once cut my balls with an electric shaver.

by **frankennietzsche** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:08 pm

JohnnyT wrote:i shave my balls.

Johnny T's so bad, he shaves his scrot with a bowie knife!

by **PFrank** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:24 pm

JimLahey wrote:Uh, wait man what's this about pubic hair?

Shit, I don't understand this thread either. Granted, I'm semi-plastered, so what do you expect? ;)

by **The Limey** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:32 am

PFrank wrote:
JimLahey wrote:Uh, wait man what's this about pubic hair?

Shit, I don't understand this thread either. Granted, I'm semi-plastered, so what do you expect? ;)

Just don't shave your nads while you're plastered, especially with a bowie knife. ;)

by **PFrank** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:43 am

The Limey wrote:Just don't shave your nads while you're plastered, especially with a bowie knife. ;)

Words to live by.

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