I wanted to say something profound, but all that I can think of is how Louie is the biggest lightweight I've ever met... Casino is a close second. Drinkycrow and Megan190 are bigger drunks than my wife, which is saying a lot. JohnnyT is like the Al Pacino to my Donny Brasco, and Skot is like Ozymandias to my Rorschach. Whiskeyprick is the Oscar Zeta Acosta of our generation. Gerald pretends to drink, but he's just Dean Martining it, at this point. Put down the apple juice, we're not fooled.
I am several tallboys of High Life deep into this new year, and let me just say to the rest of you that I neglected to mention... I put in my will for them to bury me faced-down so that the lot of you can kiss my lily-white ass!