I wanted to say something profound, but all that I can think of is how Louie is the biggest lightweight I've ever met... Casino is a close second. Drinkycrow and Megan190 are bigger drunks than my wife, which is saying a lot. JohnnyT is like the Al Pacino to my Donny Brasco, and Skot is like Ozymandias to my Rorschach. Whiskeyprick is the Oscar Zeta Acosta of our generation. Gerald pretends to drink, but he's just Dean Martining it, at this point. Put down the apple juice, we're not fooled.
I am several tallboys of High Life deep into this new year, and let me just say to the rest of you that I neglected to mention... I put in my will for them to bury me faced-down so that the lot of you can kiss my lily-white ass!
Gray Pubic Hair
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Gray Pubic Hair
by Bounced » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:11 am
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by WastelessPointOfTime » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:43 am
Does your year start at the end of tax season too? That's kinda how I keep track of time these days.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
"I WOULD RATHER RAPE A TRANNY HOOKER THAN EVER MOVE OUT OF MINNESOTA"
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23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
"I WOULD RATHER RAPE A TRANNY HOOKER THAN EVER MOVE OUT OF MINNESOTA"
-sighco
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by WastelessPointOfTime » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:56 am
Fucking cheers then. Just put my 12th tax season to bed.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
"I WOULD RATHER RAPE A TRANNY HOOKER THAN EVER MOVE OUT OF MINNESOTA"
-sighco
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
"I WOULD RATHER RAPE A TRANNY HOOKER THAN EVER MOVE OUT OF MINNESOTA"
-sighco
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by JimLahey » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:59 am
Uh, wait man what's this about pubic hair?
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by coqui_chris » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:09 am
Rooster wrote:JohnnyT is like the Al Pacino to my Donny Brasco
That's amazing
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by The Limey » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:05 am
Although i have the first showings of grey hair on my head and beard, i'm yet to produce a grey pube.
That is all.
That is all.
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by JimLahey » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:47 pm
I'm blonde yet my pubes are brunette. It's all very confusing.
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by Mr Boozificator » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:00 pm
This thread is getting a little bit too personal for me.
Drink drink drink, no matter what color.
Drink drink drink, no matter what color.
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An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by BeerMakesMeSmart » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:11 pm
My beard and hair are a little gray so I assume that my pubes are gray but I shave them everyday because my contract with Speedo requires it.
Shine your light, move it on, you burn so bright, roll on John.
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by Savage » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:29 pm
And still, no one mentioned me. Fuck you, and your nasty grey pubes.
That thing! That slithering blob coming toward us!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by peetie44 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:57 pm
Savage wrote:And still, no one mentioned me. Fuck you, and your nasty grey pubes.
Okay...so...does the carpet match the drapes, Ms Savage?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"You're not an alcoholic untill the facade falls apart." -- Negromancer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by Savage » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:46 am
Oh now, that is just nasty as all get out. And for your information, I dye everything purple, and have for forty years.
That thing! That slithering blob coming toward us!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
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Re: Gray Pubic Hair
by Bounced » Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:37 am
Wife took me to the Brazilian steakhouse and complained that it was like an overpriced buffet. I rather enjoyed it.
Yeunglings tonight. Tomorrow, Hurricanes and Post-Soviet Russia.
One of these birthdays, I'm going to go to the strip club. This one? Nyet.
Yeunglings tonight. Tomorrow, Hurricanes and Post-Soviet Russia.
One of these birthdays, I'm going to go to the strip club. This one? Nyet.
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