sissies read this

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

I am so sorry I broke his neck back in '07.

[peetie44]

Why I gotta be sissy??!?

[Mr Boozificator]

Oh, feck those drunken dorks. Crystal is the one. She reminds me of my youngest, my little Christina. We need to find her "The One" and soon. Time is a wasting. Soon she will be 23. Old maid land, or so her grandmother would say, (That being the gran who told me I was an old maid, when I was about to turn 25, and (gasp!) had yet to find a mate. I so messed up her world, when I met the Grump, married him within two months, and birthed our first child ten and a half months later. I expect any day now, that my darling child will drag some boyo dork to our door, and announce that she is going to become a bride. Of course, there is some unpleasant precedent for this: her older sister presented a butthead to us, married it, and, after two of the most darling little boys in the world came into being, had to divorce the POS, on accounta he is, and has always been, a major asshole. I would go to his front door with a flamethrower, but I cannot bring myself to to anything to upset my darling grandboys.

"

Helloooo

[coqui_chris]

I thought poeple that celebrated earth day only smoked weed....geez

I'm sayin'

[beerkegbilly]

I thought poeple that celebrated earth day only smoked weed....geez

Weed is good man

[Savage]

Oh, feck those drunken dorks. Crystal is the one. She reminds me of my youngest, my little Christina. We need to find her "The One" and soon. Time is a wasting. Soon she will be 23. Old maid land, or so her grandmother would say, (That being the gran who told me I was an old maid, when I was about to turn 25, and (gasp!) had yet to find a mate. I so messed up her world, when I met the Grump, married him within two months, and birthed our first child ten and a half months later. I expect any day now, that my darling child will drag some boyo dork to our door, and announce that she is going to become a bride. Of course, there is some unpleasant precedent for this: her older sister presented a butthead to us, married it, and, after two of the most darling little boys in the world came into being, had to divorce the POS, on accounta he is, and has always been, a major asshole. I would go to his front door with a flamethrower, but I cannot bring myself to to anything to upset my darling grandboys.

"

Helloooo

Dream on, Froglet, neither one would so much as look you in the eye. You are OLD. As in OLD. As in almost as old as their mommy. And not that far behind their daddy. Go find a nice middle-aged woman you have something in common with. Like, you guys could remenisce about the good old days of the fifties, or sixties or whatever. Or maybe seventies. Math is hard.

and damn, that word, remenisce, totally looks wrong. Am I losing the ability to spell?

[Mr Boozificator]

Helloooo


Dream on, Froglet, neither one would so much as look you in the eye. You are OLD. As in OLD. As in almost as old as their mommy. And not that far behind their daddy. Go find a nice middle-aged woman you have something in common with. Like, you guys could remenisce about the good old days of the fifties, or sixties or whatever. Or maybe seventies. Math is hard.

and damn, that word, remenisce, totally looks wrong. Am I losing the ability to spell?

20 something girls love charming gentlemen who are forty. Just a fact, nothing I can do about it. Blame mother nature for making me such a loveable little tyrant.

[Savage]

Helloooo


Dream on, Froglet, neither one would so much as look you in the eye. You are OLD. As in OLD. As in almost as old as their mommy. And not that far behind their daddy. Go find a nice middle-aged woman you have something in common with. Like, you guys could remenisce about the good old days of the fifties, or sixties or whatever. Or maybe seventies. Math is hard.

and damn, that word, remenisce, totally looks wrong. Am I losing the ability to spell?

20 something girls love charming gentlemen who are forty. Just a fact, nothing I can do about it. Blame mother nature for making me such a loveable little tyrant.

Dear old thing, remember who you are talking to. When I was a mere girl, I dated a man, well, two men, who were so old that all my friends were reeling. In the end, they were too geriatric for me. So, I moved on. At the time, I was nineteen, and both gentlemen were the ancient age of thirty-one. They were so old! Like my father! I asked myelf, what was I thinking? Now, of course, I laugh that I could think that a man of thirty or forty or even fifty could be decrepit, but these things are relative, you see?
At age six, your twelve year old babysitter is a grownup, eh?

[Mr Boozificator]

Helloooo


Dream on, Froglet, neither one would so much as look you in the eye. You are OLD. As in OLD. As in almost as old as their mommy. And not that far behind their daddy. Go find a nice middle-aged woman you have something in common with. Like, you guys could remenisce about the good old days of the fifties, or sixties or whatever. Or maybe seventies. Math is hard.

and damn, that word, remenisce, totally looks wrong. Am I losing the ability to spell?

20 something girls love charming gentlemen who are forty. Just a fact, nothing I can do about it. Blame mother nature for making me such a loveable little tyrant.

Dear old thing, remember who you are talking to. When I was a mere girl, I dated a man, well, two men, who were so old that all my friends were reeling. In the end, they were too geriatric for me. So, I moved on. At the time, I was nineteen, and both gentlemen were the ancient age of thirty-one. They were so old! Like my father! I asked myelf, what was I thinking? Now, of course, I laugh that I could think that a man of thirty or forty or even fifty could be decrepit, but these things are relative, you see?
At age six, your twelve year old babysitter is a grownup, eh?

I never complained about her age and she was okay with showing such a clever youngster to her friends. We only fell apart when she started to smell like a Marlboro a little bit too often in the morning.

[Savage]

So true.
The old men start to smell like the old men, and I suppose the same thing is true about the old women. One day, he smells of the Old Spice, but then, the next day, he smells of the Old Man Spice. One day she smells of the old fashioned cologne, and then the next day, she smells of the old lady cologne. On the other hand, today's top department store fragrances are (to me, a granny) absolutely nasty. Stinking of that sort of artificial berry stench that reminds one of toilet cleaners. Seriously, I would rather smell someone's shit, than that artificial nastiness.

[Wingman]

So true.
The old men start to smell like the old men, and I suppose the same thing is true about the old women.

there's s'posed to be a supliment that gets rid of old person smell. can't remember it right now, but i bet the google machine does....

[Mr Boozificator]

So true.
The old men start to smell like the old men, and I suppose the same thing is true about the old women.

there's s'posed to be a supliment that gets rid of old person smell. can't remember it right now, but i bet the google machine does....

Don't pay attention to what she's saying, she just wants me to marry her daughters. I'm ironing my tuxedo as I'm typing this.

[Savage]

This having all been said, I am a sissie, and proud of it, so there.