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Re: Back in my day...

Postby frankennietzsche » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:20 pm

I guarantee you that there is some sort of warning on that beer bong. Something like "not to be used with alcohol."

Also, I have never used a beer bong.
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Re: Back in my day...

Postby BloodThirsty » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:24 pm

neckbolt wrote:I guarantee you that there is some sort of warning on that beer bong. Something like "not to be used with alcohol."

Also, I have never used a beer bong.


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Re: Back in my day...

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:03 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
neckbolt wrote:I guarantee you that there is some sort of warning on that beer bong. Something like "not to be used with alcohol."

Also, I have never used a beer bong.


For oral use only



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Re: Back in my day...

Postby John Barleycorn » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:19 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
neckbolt wrote:I guarantee you that there is some sort of warning on that beer bong. Something like "not to be used with alcohol."

Also, I have never used a beer bong.


For oral use only


Yup. Don't want another person getting killed by sherry enema.
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Re: Back in my day...

Postby Freddie AppsHero » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:07 am

Back in my day, which is guess is today, we drank alco-something made out of sugar and imitation plant food.
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Re: Back in my day...

Postby Mr Boozificator » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:11 am

John Barleycorn wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
neckbolt wrote:I guarantee you that there is some sort of warning on that beer bong. Something like "not to be used with alcohol."

Also, I have never used a beer bong.


For oral use only


Yup. Don't want another person getting killed by sherry enema.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/10/ ... 8520071004

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Re: Back in my day...

Postby Freddie AppsHero » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:31 am

That is HILARIOUS. I mean, apart from the guy dying. If it were fictional, it'd be really funny.

But damn though, I can't imagine needed a drink so bad that I shove it up my arse. Which I guess means I'm not drinking hard enough. :)
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Re: Back in my day...

Postby Mr Boozificator » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:03 am

The guy was enema ADDICTED? I mean, come on...
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Re: Back in my day...

Postby John Barleycorn » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:05 pm

The article says that he couldn't drink it the normal way due to medical problems with his throat. I'd think everyone here would admit that being physically unable to drink booze would present us with some pretty grim decisions.
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Re: Back in my day...

Postby Wingman » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:51 pm

Freddie AppsHero wrote: If it were fictional, it'd be really funny.
:)


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full disclosure: i have penn jillette to thank for this idea. apart from being a goofy dry, he's alright.
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Re: Back in my day...

Postby Freddie AppsHero » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:07 pm

John Barleycorn wrote:The article says that he couldn't drink it the normal way due to medical problems with his throat. I'd think everyone here would admit that being physically unable to drink booze would present us with some pretty grim decisions.


Grain alcohol intravenous.
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Re: Back in my day...

Postby beerkegbilly » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:34 pm

Freddie AppsHero wrote:
John Barleycorn wrote:The article says that he couldn't drink it the normal way due to medical problems with his throat. I'd think everyone here would admit that being physically unable to drink booze would present us with some pretty grim decisions.


Grain alcohol intravenous.

Or a beer anemia
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Re: Back in my day...

Postby Savage » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:17 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:
Savage wrote:Back in my day, we just got drunk and threw random things at each other. Sometimes, we stumbled down the road to the TG&Y store and bought us some Superballs to throw. They were some kind of fun, on account of they bounced better than a golf ball thrown offa a nine story building. (ask me about my time on the Rock, bwaha-haha-snort).

They had in Superballs in Germany at the end of the 19th century?


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Re: Back in my day...

Postby Judge » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:16 pm

arigatou wrote:Its way in the United States. I need to find Chico beer, my old photos Bong vodka and pink lemon aide superstar.

I'm saving this sentence wondering what in the fuck you typed into the translator you weirdo. Oh, and BANHAMMER SPAMMER!
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Re: Back in my day...

Postby Mr. Zombie Viking » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:10 pm

someone produced one of these at my hockey club curry night. They got short shrift
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