Back in my day...

[frankennietzsche]

I guarantee you that there is some sort of warning on that beer bong. Something like "not to be used with alcohol."

Also, I have never used a beer bong.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I guarantee you that there is some sort of warning on that beer bong. Something like "not to be used with alcohol."

Also, I have never used a beer bong.

For oral use only

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

I guarantee you that there is some sort of warning on that beer bong. Something like "not to be used with alcohol."

Also, I have never used a beer bong.

For oral use only

Now you tell me.

[John Barleycorn]

I guarantee you that there is some sort of warning on that beer bong. Something like "not to be used with alcohol."

Also, I have never used a beer bong.

For oral use only

Yup. Don't want another person getting killed by sherry enema.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/10/ ... 8520071004

[Freddie AppsHero]

Back in my day, which is guess is today, we drank alco-something made out of sugar and imitation plant food.

[Mr Boozificator]

I guarantee you that there is some sort of warning on that beer bong. Something like "not to be used with alcohol."

Also, I have never used a beer bong.

For oral use only

Yup. Don't want another person getting killed by sherry enema.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/10/ ... 8520071004

Dreadful.

[Freddie AppsHero]

That is HILARIOUS. I mean, apart from the guy dying. If it were fictional, it'd be really funny.

But damn though, I can't imagine needed a drink so bad that I shove it up my arse. Which I guess means I'm not drinking hard enough. :)

[Mr Boozificator]

The guy was enema ADDICTED? I mean, come on...

[John Barleycorn]

The article says that he couldn't drink it the normal way due to medical problems with his throat. I'd think everyone here would admit that being physically unable to drink booze would present us with some pretty grim decisions.

[Wingman]

If it were fictional, it'd be really funny.
:)

i've recently started thinking, "if i read that in a book, what would i think," when hearing odd stories or things people say or do. it's an interesting perspective. i'm gonna start saying that shit to people soon, too, i think. like some chick will say some crazy chick shit, and i'll say, "if you read that line of dialouge in a book, what would you think? you'd think the character was supposed to be batshit crazy, wouldn't you?"

full disclosure: i have penn jillette to thank for this idea. apart from being a goofy dry, he's alright.

[Freddie AppsHero]

The article says that he couldn't drink it the normal way due to medical problems with his throat. I'd think everyone here would admit that being physically unable to drink booze would present us with some pretty grim decisions.

Grain alcohol intravenous.

[beerkegbilly]

The article says that he couldn't drink it the normal way due to medical problems with his throat. I'd think everyone here would admit that being physically unable to drink booze would present us with some pretty grim decisions.

Grain alcohol intravenous.

Or a beer anemia

[salad]

dont them russian bitches shove vodka soaked tampons up their cooches? so hot. i love me russian bitches.

[Savage]

Back in my day, we just got drunk and threw random things at each other. Sometimes, we stumbled down the road to the TG&Y store and bought us some Superballs to throw. They were some kind of fun, on account of they bounced better than a golf ball thrown offa a nine story building. (ask me about my time on the Rock, bwaha-haha-snort).

They had in Superballs in Germany at the end of the 19th century?

Nein, Schweinhund!

[Judge]

Its way in the United States. I need to find Chico beer, my old photos Bong vodka and pink lemon aide superstar.

I'm saving this sentence wondering what in the fuck you typed into the translator you weirdo. Oh, and BANHAMMER SPAMMER!