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I'm drunk on love

Postby JohnnyT » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:56 pm

and rum.

fucking hell im a dirty bastard.
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby Smatter Noguts » Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:52 pm

You're just telling yourself that.

Why, you are a stout man among men, a prized companion, eye candy to the ladies, and your Mother's best friend.

But I'm drunk on vodka, so what do I know, you filthy fuckwit?
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby Freddie AppsHero » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:38 pm

Here's to rum! It's... caramelly.
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby JohnnyT » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:44 pm

I work like I drink! Alone!

Or with a monkey watching me.


-K the C
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby JimLahey » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:47 pm

J. Tequila wrote:I work like I drink! Alone!

Or with a monkey watching me.


-K the C


How's the binge going? I'm jealous, I can only drink my balls off at night due to work.
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby JohnnyT » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:50 pm

brilliant! i'ved discovered visine really does get the red out.
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby peetie44 » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:00 pm

Better getchoo some carnitas, homes...

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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby Chimneyfish » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:48 pm

My lunch today

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California Burrito from Robertito's. Carne asada, french fries, guacamole.
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby DeeboCools » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:29 pm

All this food looks like a bloody dick.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby Mr. Viking » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:13 am

DeeboCools wrote:All this food looks like a bloody dick.

I'd go see a doctor
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby Savage » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:05 am

If you don't verbally or otherwise abuse yourself, who will?
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby John Barleycorn » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:39 am

Just be careful that you don't end up puking your guts out on love. That's a bad time.
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby Savage » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:28 am

And seriously, put a NSFV notation on these posts. That is some seriously nasty "food"
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby beerkegbilly » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:31 pm

Rum is cool
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Re: I'm drunk on love

Postby Bounced » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:48 am

I wish I could grab a stripper by the leg and slap you with her.
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