Best song line ever written?
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Best song line ever written?
by Otter » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:16 pm
Im going with 'squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg' - Robert Johnson
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by ADHD » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:48 pm
one bourbon, one scotch, one beer
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:00 pm
The X-rays of my liver look like molded old swiss cheese
My heart pumps blood and alcohol through hardened artieries
My heart pumps blood and alcohol through hardened artieries
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by frankennietzsche » Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:02 pm
Ice T wrote:Rage like a pitbull/ my heart pumps nitro
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rusty Your Milk Burps Came Across The Table To Me And Got In My Mouth Yuck"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rusty Your Milk Burps Came Across The Table To Me And Got In My Mouth Yuck"
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by Screwball » Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:02 pm
Me, yer Mother, and some other whore riding down the river on a shithouse door.
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To quote Steve Winwood
by Tariel » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:25 pm
And I'm wasted and I can't find my way home
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by Freddie AppsHero » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:32 pm
Probably something from Korpiklaani, they sing a lot of songs about alcohol.
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by treetop » Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:38 am
but still, i wish i was in the yellow stovelight of stephanie's kitchen
with my hand up her shirt, kissing by the washing machine.
-jeremy wallace
with my hand up her shirt, kissing by the washing machine.
-jeremy wallace
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by Mr Boozificator » Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:59 am
So if you want my address
It's number one at the end of the bar
Where I sit with the broken angels
Clutching at straws and nursing our scars.
-Marillion.
It's number one at the end of the bar
Where I sit with the broken angels
Clutching at straws and nursing our scars.
-Marillion.
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An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by BeerMakesMeSmart » Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:07 am
I'll slap you upside your head with 9 inches of limp dick.
Shine your light, move it on, you burn so bright, roll on John.
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by Freddie AppsHero » Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:11 am
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I'll slap you upside your head with 9 inches of limp dick.
Are you the new boyfriend of that girl I like? If so, I hate you and your massive cock.
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by Mr. Viking » Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:19 am
"if you squeeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you"
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by kowalski » Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:23 am
why can't I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart...
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by Mr Boozificator » Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:35 am
kowalski wrote:why can't I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart...
Well, I'm evil.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
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Re: Best song line ever written?
by SternoBoy » Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:57 am
'Cuz you're wanted by the poe-lease, an' my wife thinks you're dead.
I'm drunk and I vote
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