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Re: One month detox

Postby Miklo » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:29 am

Mr Boozificator wrote:
JimLahey wrote:What the fuck is going on here?!?

dito.


Maby this thread should be locked, before this detox spreads like the flu.
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Re: One month detox

Postby Resident Asshole » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:44 am

Mr Boozificator wrote:Well well well, look who's condescending to post. So, Mr Iron Arm, wallowing in happiness because you married the one you love eh? Busy busy busy, not enough time to drink and post with your fellow drunkards eh?
Well, I've got some news for you: i've gotten stronger and well intend to CLACK your knuckles on the bar during the next MWI. If you show up, that is, of course...


Hehe, you will be happy to know that I've had well enough to drink since getting married and in fact she is fully looking forward to drinking with me once she pops the baby out. Having a designated driver has been supreme. As far as not posting, I got a new boss at work so therefore chose to keep MDM off limits for a while in case they were monitoring. Also, I think you were simply a gentleman and let me win during our first matchup. Cheers!
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Re: One month detox

Postby Mr Boozificator » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:16 am

Miklo wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:
JimLahey wrote:What the fuck is going on here?!?

dito.


Maby this thread should be locked, before this detox spreads like the flu.

I agree with that. The horrendous "Bur experiment" must never be reproduced by anyone: the consequences could be dreadful.
I hear some people have become permanent dries.
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Re: One month detox

Postby Bur » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:27 am

Yarr, I'm on rum and strongly agree, dump this somewhere. And then do not even attempt to rape it's corpse. No matter how much the idea tickles your wiggles.
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Re: One month detox

Postby John Barleycorn » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:06 pm

Bur wrote:The starter of this madness said "fuck it" tonight and I was off to the drunk town after that. Also few girls and couple of my friends also insisted for this madness to stop, so whom was I to deny them?

I'm just glad you didn't die like Amy Winehouse.
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Re: One month detox

Postby Mr. Viking » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:55 pm

I though we agreed to end this horrid thing, begone foul undrunken spirit
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Re: One month detox

Postby Bounced » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:57 am

One month deteox? Fuck you1 Get off o these fucking forums. Shameful. Incestuous. POtst pics of your sister.
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Re: One month detox

Postby Jollyroger1210 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:29 pm

Rooster wrote: POtst pics of your sister.


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Re: One month detox

Postby frankennietzsche » Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:39 pm

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