Drinking has lost it's mojo

[Resident Asshole]

Well, it's not the alcohol that has lost its mojo, it's you. You should feel your mojo even when you are not drinking. IMO, this has nothing to do with drinking at all. It has all to do with what's in between your ears. Figure it out.

[Smatter Noguts]

The scent of stale Miller beer in a bar when you walk in.
The sting on the lips that comes with that first kiss of high-proof Bourbon.
The stunning perspective on the human condition that arrives after the third round.
The soaring laughter that comes after a easy aquaintance has delivered a joke.
The sexuality of a once demure partner opened by the bottle.
The soundness of a blackout sleep.
The smashing rebuke of a heavy hangover.

I could go on and on in this vein; over 40 years of drinking hasn't resulted in boredom for me, limited though my imagination is.
Magic is in the moment and every moment is different, even if you're getting smashed on the same swill in the same place every night.

[zfish]

My Dad used to be a big Manhattan drinker. He used to come home from work when I was a kid and drink 3 or 4 before dinner and then beer after dinner. But the Manhattan made him "an animal" (his words, not mine), and not in a good way, so he quit drinking them. I can verify that as he could be a real asshole after a few Manhattans. He was always getting into bar fights etc. He still drinks but now it's a beer now and then or wine or a screw driver or two before dinner.

Your body changes when you get older. Nothing wrong with that and nothing you can do about it. I certainly don't drink the way I did in my 20's but, for me, coming home to a drink after an aggravating day at work is my reward for not caving in and being a slacker. When I have time off, even better.

Some Buddies came over to my house the other day unannounced before I could get my first pre-dinner drink in and they wondered why I was being a prick (One was on vacation and one doesn't work cuz he's on SSD). I told them because I just got home from WORK and hadn't settled in yet. An hour later I was joking with the guys and we were deciding which pizza place to call for a pizza.

Works for me.

[DeeboCools]

ok, here's my real advice: Try to get in a good mood, and drop acid or eat mushrooms. You'll get a Reset.

[Smatter Noguts]

No. Get drunk. Commie.

[treetop]

The scent of stale Miller beer in a bar when you walk in.
The sting on the lips that comes with that first kiss of high-proof Bourbon.
The stunning perspective on the human condition that arrives after the third round.
The soaring laughter that comes after a easy aquaintance has delivered a joke.
The sexuality of a once demure partner opened by the bottle.
The soundness of a blackout sleep.
The smashing rebuke of a heavy hangover.

I could go on and on in this vein; over 40 years of drinking hasn't resulted in boredom for me, limited though my imagination is.
Magic is in the moment and every moment is different, even if you're getting smashed on the same swill in the same place every night.

this, i like very well.
oh yeah.

[peetie44]

ok, here's my real advice: Try to get in a good mood, and drop acid or eat mushrooms. You'll get a Reset.

Dude... {;^)>

[Jozer]

undrunk up for a week. It'll be the worst two days of your life!

Edit. this f***ing site actually edits 'undrunk' to 'undrunk'. Jesus f***ing c***t! You're all MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bur]

I actually sometimes feel like not drinking. In those odd times I actually.. Don't DRINK!

Here I said it! Also fuck you all good folks, just in case.

[ThirstyDrunk]

This one day me and a buddy split a case of Little Kings while passing a bottle of J. Roget "champagne" back and forth. After that we scored a big plastic bottle of Kamchatka and drank most of it. Next thing I know we are at a friends house and they were doing vodka slammers. I drank some of those I don't know how many and I was sitting there when I noticed that I was swallowing alot and I knew it was about to be a comeuppance, so I headed to the bathroom. I made it to the bathroom but for some reason I wanted to lock the door and I ended up puking down my shirt and all over the back of the door and on the floor. I tried to clean it up with a roll of toilet paper, the whole roll, but soon realized I had to shit so I sat down on the toilet. I shit but when I started to pee i saw that it was going on the wall and on my pants because I had my dick laying on the toilet seat instead of inside the commode. I tried to correct that but it was already too late and when i went to wipe my ass i realized i had ruined the entire roll of TP trying to wipe up vomit.
Next thing I know I woke up with my buddy coming in through the window because people needed to go to the bathroom and i had passed out in there with the door locked and my pants down with a shitty ass, pants wet with piss and puke on my shirt.

Anyway, what were you guys talking about...?

[peetie44]

undrunk up for a week. It'll be the worst two days of your life!

Edit. this f***ing site actually edits 'undrunk' to 'undrunk'. Jesus f***ing c***t! You're all MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try typing the name M*anning (minus the *), as in Peyton, Eli or Archie M*anning.

[ThirstyDrunk]

undrunk up for a week. It'll be the worst two days of your life!

Edit. this f***ing site actually edits 'undrunk' to 'undrunk'. Jesus f***ing c***t! You're all MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try typing the name M*anning (minus the *), as in Peyton, Eli or Archie M*anning.

How long have you people been coming to this bar? I'll pis shit and puke in your bathroom you fuckers

[peetie44]

How long have you people been coming to this bar? I'll pis shit and puke in your bathroom you fuckers

Bring a 30-pak of PBR and you can shit, piss and puke all you like.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Ypu shopuld be more careful of the people you aloow in your shitter

[Wingman]

'undrunk' to 'undrunk'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bwahahahhaaha! ha.